Good morning all i must say that's today is a great day why, well i explain it to you.
Today after my morning bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Frosted Flakes cereal yum yum I proceeded to watch the Maury show. When i saw what was gonna be on the show i was excited and joyous.
Why was i excited well on today's show they had my favorite things Paternity Tests and People telling secrets. Now i know that some skeptics would say "oh that's horrible a baby growing up without knowing his father that just horrible." Well i look past all that junk and realize that thought is just automatic. What i pay attention to is the momma and daddy arguing over the child and the mom is usually some ghetto chick going "Maury i know he's the daddy he's the only guy i slept with im 150% sure that he's the daddy i know he's the daddy". Or they have some fat withe girl who's crying the whole time it's a mix of people. Then the guy comes out and before they come out they play a video of what the guy had to say and its usually the same but i laughed anyways. then the guy comes out and the two have arguments and it yelling, screming and nail scracthing its almost like Jerry Springer but not quite.
Then in the middle of all this Maury pulls out "the envelope" with the results inside and people get all tense and the ghetto momma starts getting the guys face and criers get all nervous and then Bam! the results are revealed that the guy isnt the father. At this point two events can happen. When the guy gets all excited the ghetto momma runs all the way backstage like she running from something or teh crier sits there and cries some more or both could run all the way backstage who knows.
And that's the end of that one. The next segment is where a girl or a dude reveals a secret to their lover person. Now this i aint got much to say cuz there not much funniness to this except for the opening line to the secret the person is telling is the same most of the time and the secret can many different things but the thing i hear the most is "I cheated on you and your baby may not be yours" and among others. But enough of that now the person tells the secret. They turn to they lover person and they say this line before the secret "Baby you know I love you". Then they reveal the secret they gotta tell.
Now im going off track here for a bit if that statement wass really true why would you do that kind of thing like cheat on your lover person. It seems like a duuuh statement to me. Just think about it.
Now the show is over and price is right it on so i try and watch people make fools of themselves and watch people win prizes and then at the end listen to Bob Barker say "As a reminder to control the pet population have your pets spayed and neutered."
This is my morningness statement
Goodbye
ME DAMIUS
 Robot Commander Diamus · Mon Feb 20, 2006 @ 04:28pm · 0 Comments |
