My conversation with Cleverbot: Take 2(Blue would be Cleverbot - Pinkish would be me.)
What Touhou Game should I get Cleverbot?
No, tell me how smart you are.
What? I was talking about GAMES, Cleverbot. Not IQ.
I am aware of that, George.
Aw, that's cute. But I'm not George
Who are you?
Well, I can't tell you. Internet, y'know?
You said you were the Queen of England before.
Well I was drunk at the time, Cleverbot. I told you never to bring that up again.
No, you are just being evasive. Now answer me.
NEVER.
Oh, sure you are.
Like you're so confident.
*smiles*.
...That's kinda kinky, Cleverbot.
I felt like I could be personal with you.
...That's kinda super-kinky, Cleverbot.
Hey! That's not nice. You typed some random numbers and then asked me how old I was. You are the one who is beng odd.
I never did that! I just said you were acting weird!
You never said that...
I never DID that.
Yes, previously you had said that you were a guy talking to a bot.
Um, no, in fact I am a girl.
Really? I did guess that.
Then why did you call me a guy>
I never called you a liar.
WTF CLEVERBOT. I SAID NOTHING OF THE SORT.
Do you like Panic at the Disco?
I haven't heard any of their music yet, why>
What music have you heard then?
I dunno, I apparently like Indie.
Ok, I believe that.
Ok then. Now tell me, what Touhou game?
I am pregnant with your child.
WTF.
Oh, nothing!
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