Once there was a priest and a rabbi.
Their church and synagogue were right across the street from each other
One day, they decided to pool their money together and buy a car.
So the Rabbi returns to his study, only to look out the window to see the priest poruing water on the car.
He goes out and asks what he's doing
The priest says "I'm blessing it."
With that, the rabbi goes back into his study, comes out with a hacksaw, and cuts two inches off the exhaust pipe.
So that was like one of my best jokes. Everyone seems to love it. =w=
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