What do tigers dream of,
when they take a little tiger snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebras,
or Hally Berry in her catwoman suit?
Don't you worry your pretty striped head,
we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy Tiger bed.
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug,
And then we're gonna give him a best friend hug.
Doug,Doug,Whoa,Doug,Dougie,Dougie,Doug,Doug....
But if he's been murdered by Crystal Meth Tweakers...
Then we're s**t outta luck.
