Malon: Okay here's Epona, let's teach you how to ride a horse!
Saria: But, I didn't say anyth-
Malon: Come on!!! -pulls Saria-
Saria: Okay fine you win.
Marth: Everybody wins. Yay.
Charlee: I want to learn too!!
Malon: Okay! How bout you Marth?
Marth: Already know how.
Malon: Oh...okay.
Marth: -draws sword and practices-
Charlee: Marth may seem like a not very fun guy, but he is rather a nice person.
Saria: True. -gets on Epona- Wah! -speeds-
Charlee: That's going to be hard.
Marth: Ha! -slashes crate-
-Hyrule Jail-
[Link was sitting in a jail cell. How he ended up in that jail cell is an embarrassing story.]
Link: Stupid new guard. I should have just knocked him out. But nooooo, I had to be the good boy and let myself be arrested.
[It was times like this that made Link regret his vow to never harm innocents, no matter how annoying they may be.]
Link: Look at the bright side; I'm not with that freaky salesman.
[That seemed to be the only good side. His gear was taken, he was in a small cramped cell, and he had to pee!]
Link: If they think I'll use that chamber pot, they have another thing coming.
[Link was sure it was alive and was waiting for him to try and use it so it could suck out his soul. It's happened before.]
"You know you'll have to tell me about how you got caught."
[Link looked at the one who said that. It appeared to be a young man, (Appeared was the key word here.) slightly taller then Link, his blond hair falling over his face, covering one of his red eyes. His face was giving Link a know-it-all grin. That Irritated Link.]
Shiek: Oh, hello Sheik.
Sheik: -held up some keys- I'm here to help you out.
Link: Great! Now can you-
Shiek: But...I would like to hear what happened.
[Link felt the irritation returning.]
Link: Sheik now is not the time-
Shiek: I mean, it must be a funny story.
Link: -gritted his teeth- Sheik I don't want to tell-
Shiek: I wonder what would happen If I told everybody about-
Link: Open the damn door you goddess-cursed transvestite! scream
Shiek: Touchy. Oh fine. -Sheik inserted the key and opened the door- So are you going to tell me?
Link: No. stare
Shiek: Darn. gonk
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