LOL!!
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
~ she called me to get my phone number.
~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said"concentrate."
~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~ she tried to drown a fish.
~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.
~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
~ she tripped over a cordless phone.
~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
~she studied for a blood test.
~she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7
years!!!!!!!!!!!
~*! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years
~*! 5-9=your crush will start to like you
~*! 10-14=your crush will ask you out
*!~ 15-19=you and your crush will makeout all the time
*!~ 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life
After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it
 Fujimory · Thu Mar 09, 2006 @ 05:11pm · 1 Comments |
