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Well well well boys and girls. I have pondered this question for days. And did some heavy research on how to say c0ck in different ways. biggrin I came across a sight that was really helpfull with this. 79 different ways to say d*ck are as follows:

1-p***s
2-c**k
3-Diggly Dangly
4-Doodle
5-d**k
6-Wang
7-Johnson
8-Genitals
9-Privates
10-Package
11-Junk
12-Foot Long
13-Wiener
14-Swenis
15-3rd Leg
16-Trouser Snake
17-Pork sword
18-Purple Helmet Warrior
19-Bell End
20-Helmet Head
21-Little Soldier or Big Soldier
22-Meat and Two Veg
23-Beef
24-Mandrake
25-Ding Dong
26-Long John
27-Stick
28-Wee Wee
29-Ding-A-Ling
30-Panchito
31-Long John
32-Pee Pee
33-Crouch
34-Groin
35-Joystick
36-Man Handle
37-Boner
38-Man Junk
39-Man Package
40-Fireman
41-Palo
42-Peter
43-Pianist
44-Flesh Balloon
45-Rod
46-Dang-A-Long-Ling-Long
47-Peacock
48-Cheesy Knob
49-Mr. PeaBody
50-Rickle Stick
51-Texas Tube Steak
52-FiddleStick
53-Danger
54-Happy Place
55-Thingie
56-Hook
57-Male Genitalia
58-Verga
59-Sweet N' Sours
60-Banana
61-Baby-Maker
62-Leaky Hose
63-Meat Popsicle
64-Shlong
65-Willy
66-Piss Weasle
67-Middle Stump
68-Joc
69-Magic Stick
70-Pachaches
71-Frank and Beans
72-Willie
73-Unmentionables
74-Shaft
75-Pole
76-Pogo Stick
77-c***e
78-Meat Trumpit
79-Skin Flute

*bonus*-anaconda in forest (submitted by my bud colored plain ;D)