America; You have sand in your v****a 24/7, and you take it out on me!
England; And I wonder why I-- ... sand in my what?
America; In your v****a. Duh.
England; ..... wrong gender, yank.
America; Correct gender. = w=
England; I'm not a woman.
America; Hah, see?! I can use big words too!
America; ...you are secretly.
England; Neither of those were big words.
England; And you know perfectly well I'm not!
America; I don't ever remember seeing your shlong...
England; .. g - good, I suppose. = AAA= But you've never seen me with.. female parts, either.
America; Yeah, but you always have, like a 'time of the month'. So, you're a woman.
England; I do not have a time of the month!
America; You're right. It's all month long. Every month. Every year. Until you die.
England; Then I don't have a specific time of the mon-- are you suggesting I'm grumpy all of the time?
America; You didn't get that straightaway?
England; I normally don't want to think about your comments too much.
America; That's rude!
England; You're rude, that's why I don't think about them!
America; But you always say *best 'British' accent* "You must listen to everyone carefully! Now I must leave to go eat crumpets and drink tea! Pip pip, tallyho! Bloody hell, God save the Queen!" ....so you're a hypogryff.
England; I do not say that. D| Well, exactly that, anyway. And when was the last time I said 'pip pip' or 'tallyho'?!
England; ...... and what's a hypogryff?
America; You know, when you say something then you go and do it yourself.
England; Hypocryte.
America; That's what I said! Hypogryff!
England; It's not 'hypogryff', it's 'hypocryte'.
America; That's whst I'm sayiiing.
England; There is no 'g' in 'hypocryte'!
America; ...there is in the AMERICAN dictionary!
England; The American dictionary is a fictional novel.
America; What? No way!
America; Y-your face is!
England; .... that makes no sense.
America; Neither does your mom!
England; We bathed in originality today, didn't we?
America; Yes we did, Iggy. Yes we did. = w=
England; .... you didn't, obviously.
America; I did! D:
America; Smell my pits - they smell of ORIGINALITY. *morelikebodyodor*
England; Ugh, get away, haven't you heard of deoderant?!
America; 'Course I have. I use it...how often?
England; Once every two months?
America; ....eh, I dunno. = w=
England; That's disgusting. Use it every day.
America; ....nah ~
England; I didn't raise you like this! D|
America; Yeah, well. What can you do?
England; Threaten that I won't pay back what I owe you.
America; WHAT?!
America; I need that money, dude!
America; China's all over my a** about it!
England; I'll never be able to pay it all back, anyway.
England; What's the total now, £7 billion?
America; I....I don't know, okay?
America; But, China wants his money back now and...s**t, what do I do?
America; *panickiiiiing, way to go Iggy*
England; .... *gives 50p*
England; Go to the shop and get a chocolate bar.
America; Candy is worth more than a dollar! D:
England; You can get sweets here for under 50p!
America; ......*gasp*
England; *facepalm*
America; Dude! Candy is WAY more expensive at my place!
England; Chocolate here is a lot sweeter than American chocolate.
England; So be careful which you choose.
America; My candy is way better. = n=
England; And packed with artificial rubbish.
America; Exactly! Better!
Friendy Emily; This is so much fun to watch ^-^
America; Ah! It's a ghost! D:
America; Iggy, save me D:
England; It's not a ghost, you t**t.
England; *hits back of head*
America; Ow!
America; You absolute douchebag! T~T
England; You're letting your irrational fears get the better of you again.
America; But it's a ghooooost!
Emily; A ghost, me? How insulting!
America; Save me, Mommy! *glomps Mommy...I mean Iggy*
England; Prejudice.
England; Ghosts are lovely people.
America; IT'S GONNA EAT MY FAAACE.
England; *just goes limp as glomped*
Emily; Poor Iggy...And I'm over it
Emily; Yes, we are nice people, aren't we?
Emily; *manic laugh*
America; YOU WILL KILL ME IN MY SLEEP. WITH A CHAINSAW. D:
England; *joins in manic laugh*
America; *hides in a corner*
America; They're out to get me, yes, they are...
America; They're planning 9/11 mark 2, aren't they...?
Emily; *mutters* so much for the hero...
Emily; What a let down...
England; ..... *sneaks up behind*
England; ................ *grabs shoulders*
England; TERRORIST ATTACK
America; *SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL*
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