Some exciting news for my audience of zero: I cut my hair when I got home from church today. I do it myself because I realize that those big boob ladies at Supercuts charge me twenty bucks for something I can do myself. What I'm really paying for is to see their chests become covered in hair.... Not my biggest turn on. Plus, cutting my own hair gives me some naked alone time in the bathroom. Just me, two mirrors, and some hair clippers. Oh what a good time.
I was watching America's Got Talent today. It was like a marathon of every episode so far that preceded the start of the actual show, with the final 48 and everything. Let me tell you, they let some sucky acts through. Fat lard flops around on stage and he makes it all the way to Hollywood.... The ********? And those little pre-ten-year-olds? They have no talent. It's not that hard to do a back handspring, it just takes a wee bit of courage and some level of coordination. And their singing.... Really? Those three little girls sound like the female antagonists in Alvin and the Chipmunks. That eleven year-old from Alaska is good though, the one who plays the piano. I like her. But yeah, piss-poor acts making it through when they send people with actual talent home. Oh well... I should have been an AGT judge.
Glee Project tonight. Yeah, I'm a ******** loser. Oh well. Everyone's dissing on Linsey (however the hell she spells her name), but truth be told, she's a stunna'. She's also a lot like 50% of today's female population: Barbie toned voice and jiggly. Jiggly in the overly girly sense. You know what I mean.
EDIT: They got rid of Matheus... THE ********?! HE WAS THE BEST ONE! Freaks...[/edit]
Taught myself a new song on the piano today. Rebirthing, by Skillet. Lovin' it.
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