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w00t! I got Karrot into one of my shows!!! I feel powerful!!! Hahaha

Sat. in Kait's room, I'm making her watch Ghost Adventures.
Kaitlyn-Soooo what's this show again??
Me-Ghost Adventures. Like Ghost Hunters only..... Adventures haha.
Kaitlyn-Mhmmm. And why are you making me watch this again??
Me-Do you forget everything??? Geeez.
Kaitlyn-Only when I want to.
Me-Oh! Shut up! It’s starting!
Kaitlyn-Calm yourself, Winnie, god! Snackage??
Me-Suure. Popcorn?
Kaitlyn-Alright. Be back whenever.

-20 minutes in-
Kaitlyn-Fuuuhhh. This is boring. Let’s go--- heeeell-O! Who is that??
Me-Who is who??
Kaitlyn-That guy! The one rocking the faux hawk and doing the voice overs!
Me-Oh. That’s Zak. He made the show. Weren’t you paying attention when you came back??
Kaitlyn-Apparently not.
Me-For serial, where’s your brain been the last couple days?
Kaitlyn-Like, man, apparently not in reality. Anyways, who is he??
Me-ZAK!!! Oh em gee. I told you that already! Pretty, though, huh?
Kaitlyn-Extremely! He just made this show more interesting.
Me-Really now??
Kaitlyn-Mhmmm. Wonder if he’s married. Hmmm.
Me-Whoaaaaaa! Down girl! He’s like, twenty years older than you!
Kaitlyn-Then whyyy does he rock a faux hawk like twenty-three year-old college freshman??? Or, even better, a highschool boy!!
Me-Good point. But still! No Zak for you!!! –throws a piece of popcorn at her head-
Kaitlyn-Rude, sir, rude. And at least I’m not like those ********’ Sugar Queens who go after point-dead 90 year –old, false-teethed bastards just for their money!
Me-Oh, yeah. You’re such a saint! No, you’re more like a Sugar Princess. Hahaha
Kaitlyn-Do I want their money???
Me-Half-heartedly you do! Fine, then, Sugar Maid.
Kaitlyn-Thank you! And by-the-by, I would only use their money to go on a once-in-a-lifetime-chance shopping spree.
Me-You’re very welcome, you’re majesty! Ha!
Kaitlyn-Once-In-A-Life-Time-Chance, man!!!! Besides, dating a guy twenty years older than me, who rocks a faux hawk and is volcano-melting hot, is just an epic fantasy. But right now, in my situation, sounds a million times better than dating high school douche-packers.
Me-Yeah really. Still going for guys more than a year older??
Kaitlyn-Yeah. And I always will. Unless I meet one who’s my age and is volcano-melting hot, like Zak. Then I would definitely think about it.
Me-Think?? Dude, I would so go for it.
Kaitlyn-Just ‘cause they’re volcano-melting hot, doesn’t mean they’re not major jerks, Winnie.
Me-How do you know Zak isn’t a major jerk, Kaitlyn??
Kaitlyn-Well I don’t care if he is or not. If he isn’t, that’s amazing, if he is, oh well. There’s like zero chance of me ever meeting him, anyway.
Me-His FB fan page says they’re in Vegas. –smirking- Aaaaand that’s only three hours away.
Kaitlyn-Nodding her head and smiling- I hate you. You suck, I hope you know this.
Me-I do. It makes me an incredible friend, though, doesn’t it?? Hahaha.
Kaitlyn-Yeah. SO incredible. Haha.
-end conversation-

Weird, but invigorating! (:

Song of the Day; July 25, 2011: ********' Perfect - P!nk <3333