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I've got no clue what the hell this is for......
I guess I'm just tryin to pass the time in this entry..............
Eric Cartman: Wellllllllllllllll--
Kyle Brovlofsky: Dont do it Cartman!!!!
Cartman:....Wellllllllll--
Kyle: I'm warning you Cartman!!!!!!
Cartman: Ok fine...
*Cartman walks away*
Kyle: I hate it when he calls my mom a--
*Cartman runs back and slides into the scene and bursts into song*
Cartman: Wellllllllllllllllll Kyle's mom is a big fat b***h, she's the biggest b***h in the whole wide world! She's a stupid b***h if there ever was a b***h, she's a b***h to all the boys and girls!
Kyle: SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH CARTMAN!!!!!!
Cartman: On Monday she's a b***h, Tuesday she's a b***h, and Wednesday and Saturday she's is a b***h, and on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kong mega mega BIATCH!!!!
Comon everybody you know the words!!!
*All the children join in the song*
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest b***h in the whole wide world, she's a mean old b***h, she has stupid hair, she's a b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h she's a stupid b***h!!! Kyle's mom is a b***h cuz she's a such a dirty b***h!!!
If you talk to people around the world it might go a little something like this!!
*heh.....these are 4 diferent frickin languages and I don't know how its sung like this so if you want to know go to a master of linguistics or something....seriously...I think they also have something that translates english into other languages on Google or something. If you wanna check the languages were like French, Chinsese (or japanese couldn't tell which), maybe German, and Indian. but seriously back to the song*
Have you ever met his big fat mom? She's the biggest b***h in the whole wide world! She's a mean old b***h, she has stupid hair, and she's a b***h.
*Kyle's mom walks behind Cartman and the children gasp*
b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h!!!
Stan Marsh: Dude!!! Shut up!!!!!
She's a stupid b***h she's such a dirty b***h.
*The Finale*
I really mean it....
she's such a BIG....FAT.....F***IN.....BIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!
*Children stand in front of Cartman with mouths wide open*
Cartman: Why are you looking at me like that?
*Cartman turns around*
Cartman:......ah f***......
ok if you have a sudden emptiness in you its prolly because you need to hear this song for yourself.....I'ma link it for ya so you can hear it......just so you know this song is from South Park...you know.....that offensive song that I can't understand how they keep the material so fresh after many years that appears on Comedy Central........but its a funny, dare I say it, sorta polka type song........fine here's you link!!!!!!!....dammit I can only find a different video......but its somewhat similar
http://www.woz.org/aeonflux/html/kyle_s_mom.html
o and by the way, that little brown guy that comes out of the box in the link above? yea he's a singing christmas turd.......
 Waffles000 · Sat Apr 01, 2006 @ 01:03am · 1 Comments |
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