A little bit more of Avenue Q
Princeton: What do you do, with a B.A. in English? What is my life going to be? Four years of college... And plenty of knowledge... Have earned me this useless degree!!! I can't pay the bills yet... Cuz I have no skills yet... The world is a big scary place!!! But someone I can't shake, The feeling I might make... A difference to the human race!!! *scene moves to Avenue Q* Kate: Good morning Brian! Brian Hi Kate Monster... Kate: How's life? Brian: Disappointing! Kate: What's wrong? Brian the cadering company laid me off... Kate: Aw, I'm sorry. Brian Me too!! I mean, look at me! I'm ten years out of colllege and I always thought....oh.... Kate: What? Brian: No it sounds stupid... Kate: Aw comon! Brian: *sigh* When I was little, I thought I could be... Kate: What? Brian: A big comedian on late night TV! Kate: Oh *giggle* Brian: But now I'm 32 and as you can see I'm not! Kate: Nope... Brian: Oh well! It sucks to be me! Kate: Nooo... Brian: It sucks to be me!! It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning 33! It sucks to be me.. Kate: Well you think your life sucks? Brian: I think so! Kate: Your problems aren't so bad! I'm kinda pretty, and pretty damn smart! Brian: You are! Kate: Thanks! I like romantic things like music and art... And as you know I have a gigantic heart! So why... Don't I have a Boy friend?!?! ********! It sucks to be me! Brian: Me too! Kate: It sucks to be me! Brian it sucks to be me! It sucks to be Brian... Kate: And Kate! Brian: To not have a job, Kate: To not have a date! Both: It sucks to be me! *Nickkie and Rod come out of their apartment yelling at eeach other for I don't know what the hell they are saying!!* Brian: Hey Rod, Nickkie, can you help us out do ya have a second? Rod: Uh, certainly! Kate: Who's life sucks more? Brian's or mine? *Nickkie and Rod look at each other* Nickkie and Rod: OURS!!! Rod: We live together... Nickkie: We're as close as people can get... Rod: We've been the best of buddies... Nickkie Ever since the day we met! Rod: So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset! OH everyday is an aggravation! Nickkie: Well I think that's just an exaggeration! Rod: You leave your clothes out! You put your ffeet on my chair! Nickkie: Oh yea? You do such a**l things like ironing your underwear! *Brian and Kate laugh* Rod: You make that very small apartemnt we share A HELL!!! Nickkie: So do you! Thats why I'M IN HELL TOO!!! Rod: It sucks to be me! Nickkie: NO! It sucks to be me! Kate: It scuks to be me! Brian: It sucks to be me! All: Is there anyone here it doesn't suck to be! It sucks to be me! *Christmas Eve (Brian's fiancee An the asian lady) walks outside* Eve: Why you all so happy? Nickkie: Cuz our lives suck! Eve: Your lives suck? I hearing you correctly? Ha!! I coming to this country... For oppurtunity... Try to work in Korean Deli... But I am Japanese!! But with hard work I earn to master degree... In social work.. And now I am therapist... But I have no clients.... *now walking to Brian* And I have unemployed fiancee *smacks Brian* AND WE HAVE LOTS OF BILLS TO PAY!!! ...... Eve: It sucks to be me! It sucks to be me! I say it suck suck suck suck suck suck and suck!!! It sucks to be me... Princeton: Uh....excuse me!! Brian: Hey there! Princeton: I'm looking for a place to live but so far everything is outta my price range, but this place looks a lot cheaper, and look a for rent sign! Brian: You need to talk to the super intendent. Lemme get him! Princeton: Great! Thanks! Brian: YO GARY!!!! Gary: I'm comin I'm comin!!! Princeton: OMG ITS GARY COLEMAN!!! Gary: Yes I am!! I'm Gary Coleman... From TV's different strokes! I made a lot of money that got stolen by my folks! And now I am the butt of everyones jokes! But now I'm here! The super intendent....Of Avenue Q!!! All: It sucks to be you! Kate: You win! All: It sucks to be you! Brian: I feel better now! Gary: Try having people stopping you to ask you What'cha talkin bout Willis? It gets old!!! All: It sucks to be you!! On AVenue Q! Girls: Sucks to be me! All: On Avenue Q! Girls: Sucks to be you! All: On Avenue Q! Girls Sucks to be us! All: But not when we're together... We're together here on Abenue Q We live on Avenue Q!! Our friends do too! Til our dreams come true! Then you live on Avenue Q! Princeton: This is real life! All: Then you live on Avenue Q! Nickkie: Your gonna love it! All: You live on Avenue Q! Gary: Here's your keys! All: Welcome to Avenue Q!!!!
Waffles000 · Wed May 17, 2006 @ 01:08pm · 0 Comments |