A Little Bit of Avenue Q
Rod: Ah...an afternoon alone with my favorite book...Broadway Musicals of the 1940s! And no roomate to bother me! How can it get any better than this?
*door opens and closes*
Nickkie: Hey Rod!
Rod *grumbling*: Hi Nickkie..
Nickkie: You wouldn't believe what happened to me on the subway this morning! This guy was smiling at me and talkin to me...
Rod *sarcastically*: Thats interesting...
Nickkie: He was being reeaall friendly, and I think he was coming onto me! I think he might of thought I was GAY!
Rod *now with full attention on Nickkie*: So, uh, why are you telling me this? Hm? Why should I care? I don't care! What'd you have for lunch today?
Nickkie: Well you don't have to get all defensive--
Rod: AFFGOTTA FECTHA!! (if your retardded, that was gibberish)....oh why do I care about some gay guy you met ok I'm trying to read!
Nickkie: Well I think its just something we should be able to talk about...
Rod: Well I do not want to talk about it Nickkie this conversation is over!
Nickkie: Yeah, but Rod--
Rod: OVER!!!
Nickkie: Well, okay, but just so you know...
*music begins playing*
If you were gay...
That'd be okay...
I mean cuz hey...
I'd like you an-y-way!!!
Because you see...
If it were me!!!
I would feel free-to-say...
That I was gay (but I'm not gay!)
Rod: Nickkie, please I AM TRYING TO REEAAD-DUH!!
*Rod turns attention back to his book as Nickkie stares at him patiently*
*Rod looks over at Nicckie*
Rod: WHAT!?!?
Nickkie: If you were queer...
Rod: Oh Nickkie!!
Nickkie: I'd still be here...
Rod: I am trying to read this book!!
Nickkie: Year after year!!!
Rod: NICKKIE!!!
Nickkie: Because you're dear-to-me!!
And I know that you...
Rod: What?
Nickkie: Would accept me too!!!
Rod: I would?
Nickkie: If I told you today *imitating Rod's voice* Hey guess what? I'm gay!
*no longer imitating* but I'm not gay!
I'm happy just being with you!!!
So what would it matter to me, what you do in bed with guys???
Rod: NICKKIE THAT IS WRONG!!!
Nickkie: No its not!!!
If you were gay!!!
I'd shout "HOORAY!!!"
Rod: I AM NOT LISTENING!!!
Nickkie: And here I'd stay!!!
Rod: LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!
Nickkie: and I wouldn't get in your way!
Rod *screaming*: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Nickkie: You can count on me...
To always beeee...
Beside you ever-y-day!
To tell you its-ok-ay!
You were just born-that-way!!
And as they say!
It's in your DNA!
YOU'RE GAY!!!!!
Rod: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!
Nickkie: But if you were gay...
If this is kinda a stupid, yu probably need to hear and see it to understand what the hell is going on.....I don't have one right now!!! So you get to wait AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA I LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN.......you aren't in pain are you?
 Waffles000 · Wed May 17, 2006 @ 12:58am · 0 Comments |
