So what happens when you get Kristina alone in the house with nothing to do? Porn videos happen. That's right, Kristina is secretly obsessed with getting horny over footage of naked whores violating themselves on television screens and then she laughs because what if their parents watched this footage since it's public film?
Or...she could be sitting in her foldable computer chair drooling over herself from lack of things to do and decide to write in her journal.
All the oranges in the world are really mutant fruit flies from mars. Yes. That's right.While you were unaware of it, Darwin was really a gigatic worm from the planet..PAHNKAYKE!!! And he decided one day he was going to ride on his intergallactic magical screwdriver to distant galaxies. Now How the heck can you fly into space on a frakin screwdriver?? You ask....well...it was magical. Okay, so anyway, Darwin is flying along wondering what his first name really is and he decides to go to the planet Wormglack. But there was a giant icecreamcone floating around in the space highway so he had to take a detour and got lost. This is how we know Darwin was a man, because when he was lost he never asked for directions or looked at a map and ended up in the Milkyway. Thus he played "Eni mini miney mo" and landed on Earth. His spacecapsul then was planted and grew to become the contenent of Austrailia. He then mugged a kagaroo and stole it's body. From here he traveled around the world and took over people's minds and making the form a giant congo line and dance to Russian techno.
He then got tired of Kagaroo strip bars and kareoke and then took the body of this smart scientist dude but on his way home he was mugged by a milk carton that said "Drink me!!" but Darwin screamed saying "Nooo! I'm lactose intollerant!" but the milk sayed "That's okay, I'm skim milk." to which he responded, "Oh, okay" and drank it
so then he went home and decided that this whole world domination by congo lines wasnt going to work so he needed another get rich scheme. For a while he tried to form a banjo/acordian band with a squid playing Xylonphone but there was an incident involving a Japanese sushi bar, a frying pan and the squid in which the xylophone was broken. So he decided "Hey, why not make up some theory which wont be a theory but a hypothesis in which none of it is scientifically proven could never happen?" So that is how the Darwin theory was created. Then he bought a Llama and retired to Atlantis.
As for the Oranges, well They flew from Mars and then turned into oranges.
Or...she could be sitting in her foldable computer chair drooling over herself from lack of things to do and decide to write in her journal.
All the oranges in the world are really mutant fruit flies from mars. Yes. That's right.While you were unaware of it, Darwin was really a gigatic worm from the planet..PAHNKAYKE!!! And he decided one day he was going to ride on his intergallactic magical screwdriver to distant galaxies. Now How the heck can you fly into space on a frakin screwdriver?? You ask....well...it was magical. Okay, so anyway, Darwin is flying along wondering what his first name really is and he decides to go to the planet Wormglack. But there was a giant icecreamcone floating around in the space highway so he had to take a detour and got lost. This is how we know Darwin was a man, because when he was lost he never asked for directions or looked at a map and ended up in the Milkyway. Thus he played "Eni mini miney mo" and landed on Earth. His spacecapsul then was planted and grew to become the contenent of Austrailia. He then mugged a kagaroo and stole it's body. From here he traveled around the world and took over people's minds and making the form a giant congo line and dance to Russian techno.
He then got tired of Kagaroo strip bars and kareoke and then took the body of this smart scientist dude but on his way home he was mugged by a milk carton that said "Drink me!!" but Darwin screamed saying "Nooo! I'm lactose intollerant!" but the milk sayed "That's okay, I'm skim milk." to which he responded, "Oh, okay" and drank it
so then he went home and decided that this whole world domination by congo lines wasnt going to work so he needed another get rich scheme. For a while he tried to form a banjo/acordian band with a squid playing Xylonphone but there was an incident involving a Japanese sushi bar, a frying pan and the squid in which the xylophone was broken. So he decided "Hey, why not make up some theory which wont be a theory but a hypothesis in which none of it is scientifically proven could never happen?" So that is how the Darwin theory was created. Then he bought a Llama and retired to Atlantis.
As for the Oranges, well They flew from Mars and then turned into oranges.
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