Valentine's Day Poems -- 2k11
Oh my love you look quite dashing
So much so that I feel like asking
For a smile from your lips
But I don't ask just for kicks
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I send you this Valentine along with this gift
In hopes of making your day a bit better
May it cheer you up and give you a lift
Now please enjoy this short letter
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I must say rhyming truely isn't my thing
Nor creepiness nor sweetness
So sorry my dear that I can't give what your asking
But I will wish your request much success
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Cards, flowers, or boxes of candy
Balloons and plushies are definitely handy
Valentine gifts that gave people smiles
Now they just sit there in their own little piles
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Chocolate that's vile
Dolls with creepy smiles
Love Letters written in crimson red blood
A message on your window, 'Your hair smells good'
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
What if I say I love you
But in a friendly way
What if I say I'll hug you
But in a kindly way
What if I say I'd miss you
But in a tender way
And what if I say I'm lying in a loving way
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Fingernails digging deep into your skin
Pain filled screams echoing through the room
Blood slowly flowing down my hands
Whispering cruel lies
'I love you. I need you'
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Give me a kiss and I'll tell you a lie
Say you love me and I'll feel like I'll die
Give me your heart and I'll start to cry
Because the love I can give is nothing but fake
Say I'm the one and you'll have my heart
Give up on me and I'll fall apart
Say you can't do this and I'll ask to restart
Because without you I'd die from heartache
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Oh how I'd love a Valentine
Someone who I could say was mine
But since I don't I'll give you this
And on your cheek a sweet kiss
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Soft Moans or Loud Screams
Sweet Whispers or Dark Threats
Candy Hearts or Thorn Whips
I don't mind what you like
Just share it with me
And we'll rest today
Play tonight
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'm sure my sweet you could break my heart
Step on it and tear it apart
So I'll stay afar and send you this
While I try to find my bliss
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Have you ever had a moment where your heart began to race
Your ears turned red along with your face
And you couldn't say a word
So your feelings went unheard
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Has your heart been stirred
By their lovely words
Or is it locked up tight
Hidden from the light
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'm sure you're a rare bird
Who never said a curse word
A pure kind of gal
Who'd be a great pen pal
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
You told me a sweet lie and threw me in a pit
Where those vile creatures ate me bit by bit
Now I'm here for your heart
And I'll let them tear you apart
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
You told me a sweet lie and threw me in a pit
Where those vile creatures ate me bit by bit
Now I'm here for my revenge
Oh my sweet don't you cringe
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
hello love, hello dear
please accept my love this year
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'm sure your sweet
I'm sure your fun
But for me are you the one
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Rainy days and chocolate treats
Sounds as sweet as romantic feats
We'll have our treats and then we'll play
So let's just stay in today
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Diedrich or Jack, Anti or Pro
I'm fine with whichever way that you go
Now give me a smile, give me a kiss
Or why not just a sweet little hiss
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Your blood I'd make my wine
Then your flesh I'd dine
But your eyes I'd keep
So my love don't make a peep
For if you do I'll surely snap
So my love let's take a nap
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
A bite mark on your side
Love bites upon you chest
Scratch marks on your arms
And your blood upon my hands
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'm handing out my love
To all of those who ask
And I never would have dreamed of
It being such a lovely task
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Oh my dear now look at you
I'm sure you've broken a heart or two
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
If you say you love me I will surely cry
And if you ever leave me then I will surely die
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I have a mournful call like the mourning dove
And it's all because I cannot find my love
But will I ever find my true one and only
Or will I always be forever sad and lonely
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Oh my sweet I am here
Spreading love and cheer
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Anon fishing you say?
And I thought this would be my lucky day
I hope you don't use hooks and worms
For I am lured by kind words and intriguing forms
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
St. Patrick's Day Poems -- 2k11
How about a four-leaf clover
I hear they bring good luck
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
How far have people gone I wonder
Are they green from head to toe
Have they began to plunder
Surely there's a limit though
With all the pots of gold
And a silly leprechaun to behold
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
How far have people gone I wonder
Have they began to plunder
Are they green from head to toe
Surely there's a limit though
With all the pots of gold
And a silly leprechaun to behold
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
It seems I've found a golden coin
Perhaps my luck is getting turned
Though this is something I might not have found
If you hadn't came into my view
For your to blame for my good luck
So come, my love, be my charm
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
It seems I've found a golden coin
Perhaps my luck is getting turned
Though this is something I might not have found
If you hadn't came into my view
For I blame you for my good luck
So come, my love, and be my charm
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
PieHard Poems
With all these anons and NPCs
Getting your attention isn't a breeze
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Apple and Strawberry
Chocolate and Cherry
No kind of pie tastes better than you
Come here love, I'll show you it's true
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Pies, pies, and more pies
All they do is induce sighs
Yet I would eat them till my demise
If you, my love, were the prize
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
You're sweeter than any pie
And know just how to catch my eye
You're loveliness just makes my shy
And smiles from you lift me up and make me high
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
How 'bout a pie?
I made it with love
It's just for you my turtle dove
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Christmas Poems -- 2k11
Let's meet beneath the mistletoe
To share a sweet and loving kiss
Then, my love, why don't we go
Experience some holiday bliss
~ Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
We could sit by the fire with holiday treats
Talk till we tire and can't stand the heat
I'll kudo your attire, You'll tell me I'm sweet
But the day will expire and we'll have to retreat
To our homes and retire for well needed sleep
~ Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
There looks to be much holiday cheer
And many anons do seem to appear
It's wonderful don't you think, my dear
This is such a lovely time of year
~ Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
My dear, would you like a little treat
Nothing big, Just something sweet
Perhaps a kiss upon your cheek
Though if you are a bit too meek
I promise you I won't be miffed
Instead just enjoy this little gift
~ Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Were you good all year long
Or did you do something wrong
Would you be on his naughty list
Or is there goodness Santa missed
~ Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I can't help but want to see
The holidays turn out to be
Better than they were last year
And overflow with lots of cheer
Maybe it will even snow
Now that'd be a lovely show
~ Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Valentine's Day Poems -- 2k12
This Valentine's Day
I'll hand over my heart
Even if this move isn't so smart
But if it's broken when given away
I beg of you to not give it back
Instead help me put it intact
~Only Fake Love
Oh my love you look quite dashing
So much so that I feel like asking
For a smile from your lips
But I don't ask just for kicks
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I send you this Valentine along with this gift
In hopes of making your day a bit better
May it cheer you up and give you a lift
Now please enjoy this short letter
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I must say rhyming truely isn't my thing
Nor creepiness nor sweetness
So sorry my dear that I can't give what your asking
But I will wish your request much success
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Cards, flowers, or boxes of candy
Balloons and plushies are definitely handy
Valentine gifts that gave people smiles
Now they just sit there in their own little piles
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Chocolate that's vile
Dolls with creepy smiles
Love Letters written in crimson red blood
A message on your window, 'Your hair smells good'
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
What if I say I love you
But in a friendly way
What if I say I'll hug you
But in a kindly way
What if I say I'd miss you
But in a tender way
And what if I say I'm lying in a loving way
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Fingernails digging deep into your skin
Pain filled screams echoing through the room
Blood slowly flowing down my hands
Whispering cruel lies
'I love you. I need you'
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Give me a kiss and I'll tell you a lie
Say you love me and I'll feel like I'll die
Give me your heart and I'll start to cry
Because the love I can give is nothing but fake
Say I'm the one and you'll have my heart
Give up on me and I'll fall apart
Say you can't do this and I'll ask to restart
Because without you I'd die from heartache
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Oh how I'd love a Valentine
Someone who I could say was mine
But since I don't I'll give you this
And on your cheek a sweet kiss
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Soft Moans or Loud Screams
Sweet Whispers or Dark Threats
Candy Hearts or Thorn Whips
I don't mind what you like
Just share it with me
And we'll rest today
Play tonight
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'm sure my sweet you could break my heart
Step on it and tear it apart
So I'll stay afar and send you this
While I try to find my bliss
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Have you ever had a moment where your heart began to race
Your ears turned red along with your face
And you couldn't say a word
So your feelings went unheard
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Has your heart been stirred
By their lovely words
Or is it locked up tight
Hidden from the light
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'm sure you're a rare bird
Who never said a curse word
A pure kind of gal
Who'd be a great pen pal
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
You told me a sweet lie and threw me in a pit
Where those vile creatures ate me bit by bit
Now I'm here for your heart
And I'll let them tear you apart
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
You told me a sweet lie and threw me in a pit
Where those vile creatures ate me bit by bit
Now I'm here for my revenge
Oh my sweet don't you cringe
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
hello love, hello dear
please accept my love this year
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'm sure your sweet
I'm sure your fun
But for me are you the one
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Rainy days and chocolate treats
Sounds as sweet as romantic feats
We'll have our treats and then we'll play
So let's just stay in today
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Diedrich or Jack, Anti or Pro
I'm fine with whichever way that you go
Now give me a smile, give me a kiss
Or why not just a sweet little hiss
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Your blood I'd make my wine
Then your flesh I'd dine
But your eyes I'd keep
So my love don't make a peep
For if you do I'll surely snap
So my love let's take a nap
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
A bite mark on your side
Love bites upon you chest
Scratch marks on your arms
And your blood upon my hands
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'm handing out my love
To all of those who ask
And I never would have dreamed of
It being such a lovely task
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Oh my dear now look at you
I'm sure you've broken a heart or two
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
If you say you love me I will surely cry
And if you ever leave me then I will surely die
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I have a mournful call like the mourning dove
And it's all because I cannot find my love
But will I ever find my true one and only
Or will I always be forever sad and lonely
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Oh my sweet I am here
Spreading love and cheer
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Anon fishing you say?
And I thought this would be my lucky day
I hope you don't use hooks and worms
For I am lured by kind words and intriguing forms
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
St. Patrick's Day Poems -- 2k11
How about a four-leaf clover
I hear they bring good luck
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
How far have people gone I wonder
Are they green from head to toe
Have they began to plunder
Surely there's a limit though
With all the pots of gold
And a silly leprechaun to behold
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
How far have people gone I wonder
Have they began to plunder
Are they green from head to toe
Surely there's a limit though
With all the pots of gold
And a silly leprechaun to behold
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
It seems I've found a golden coin
Perhaps my luck is getting turned
Though this is something I might not have found
If you hadn't came into my view
For your to blame for my good luck
So come, my love, be my charm
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
It seems I've found a golden coin
Perhaps my luck is getting turned
Though this is something I might not have found
If you hadn't came into my view
For I blame you for my good luck
So come, my love, and be my charm
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
PieHard Poems
With all these anons and NPCs
Getting your attention isn't a breeze
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Apple and Strawberry
Chocolate and Cherry
No kind of pie tastes better than you
Come here love, I'll show you it's true
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Pies, pies, and more pies
All they do is induce sighs
Yet I would eat them till my demise
If you, my love, were the prize
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
You're sweeter than any pie
And know just how to catch my eye
You're loveliness just makes my shy
And smiles from you lift me up and make me high
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
How 'bout a pie?
I made it with love
It's just for you my turtle dove
~Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Christmas Poems -- 2k11
Let's meet beneath the mistletoe
To share a sweet and loving kiss
Then, my love, why don't we go
Experience some holiday bliss
~ Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
We could sit by the fire with holiday treats
Talk till we tire and can't stand the heat
I'll kudo your attire, You'll tell me I'm sweet
But the day will expire and we'll have to retreat
To our homes and retire for well needed sleep
~ Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
There looks to be much holiday cheer
And many anons do seem to appear
It's wonderful don't you think, my dear
This is such a lovely time of year
~ Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
My dear, would you like a little treat
Nothing big, Just something sweet
Perhaps a kiss upon your cheek
Though if you are a bit too meek
I promise you I won't be miffed
Instead just enjoy this little gift
~ Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Were you good all year long
Or did you do something wrong
Would you be on his naughty list
Or is there goodness Santa missed
~ Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I can't help but want to see
The holidays turn out to be
Better than they were last year
And overflow with lots of cheer
Maybe it will even snow
Now that'd be a lovely show
~ Only Fake Love
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Valentine's Day Poems -- 2k12
This Valentine's Day
I'll hand over my heart
Even if this move isn't so smart
But if it's broken when given away
I beg of you to not give it back
Instead help me put it intact
~Only Fake Love
