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Last night of GSW and this is what you create...
One night in Maha's bedroom an evil lamp fell on top of Cid and electrocuted all of the hamsters' tiny bodies because they never stopped touching Cid's giant waterfall which overflowed on the sidewalk and into Degen's bathroom that made pie that leaked all over Gaia. So Maha launched rabid rabbits at King Arthur who cried and fired noobs into the ocean of cows that peed rainbows and tiny little ponies who were shiny, overpriced (Neon joins in confused) underwear that was thin yet sundaes melted all over hipsters. Suddenly, emos sang F.U.N. but sang "And I Will Always Love You" with Nirvana and Beyonce, they destroyed ears while Antagonizing drunkenly fell on Nicki Minaj's kumquat which made her happy that she was influenced to rap authentically about Anta's massive melons and hairy cats that flipped tables made out of weed and death from long ago. In soviet union tables and clocks break out of bars because Hitler liked Mussolini until Oprah flashed her audience and so Dr. Phil prescribed Viagra to her daughter because Stedman didn't brofist her face hard enough to crack it and ooze large cicadas loudly that slithered across time and space, quickly rampaging like when Frosty vomited all over Ingou and Child and random and kicked over a basket full of bunnies bouncing and jiving with usagi while Nyx ate ramen while pancakes baked with Frosty and Santa died before anybody threw funerals, so it benefited Jack and Cupid and Diedrich, so we time until someone saves them all and parties everyday. I'm not lying like congress but you drank 16 bottles of Vodka and Petrone mixed with milk, so it most likely hurt very little, thank spoiled milk and cookies from Satan and Cid selling weddings for the rich dirtbags and silk made bras, size C, with skanks and Butters who stuttered Cid's name a lot while Cid had banhammers hammering at moccasins because style sucks according to Brennivan and Nyx because clueless is the jedi mindpower movie. YEAH! Sunglasses. Strider's lips on ecstasy whisper at gangsters dealing swag ponies under trees terezi stuff turkeys with lips so nothing tasted like Ron after farting on children while skunks sprayed silly string.

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