It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Shizuo and Orihime went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Shizuo hit Orihime in her leg with a big sexy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Shizuo kissed it swiftly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really brave snow man!" Shizuo said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Orihime said. "That would be more white and politically correct."
"I know," Shizuo said. "We can make a snow cat. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up rudely and made a beautiful snow cat. Shizuo put on a flower for the chest. The cat was almost as big as Orihime.
"It looks fuzzy," Shizuo said nicely. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Orihime said and held up a lovely vending machine. "I found this in a tree." She put the vending machine onto the cat's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the cat, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl floating on a sea of love.
Orihime screamed roughly and ran but the snow cat chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow cat running her lovingly.
"Nobody does that to my little Hot Sword," Shizuo screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow cat through the arm. It fell down and Shizuo kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Orihime said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The vending machine lay in the yard until a sweet child picked it up and took it home
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XD what the heck happened?
I apparently found a vending machine in a tree and I'm also Shizuo's hot little sword...and snowballs are big and sexy...
Shizuo:....
..... ninja
Shizuo:
