Zzz Catcher
If you are one of those people that have insomnia literally until 2 hours before their alarm clock goes off, the Zzz catcher is for you! Not only will setting it up give you something to do at night while you can’t sleep, it will allow you to hit the snooze button without ever lifting a finger!
First the alarm clock will start to beep, but in accordance, a vibrate alarm will go off on your cell phone on the nightstand next to you. The phone will vibrate off the nightstand into a small Tonka toy truck. With the extra weight, the truck rolls down an inclined platform into dominos. The dominos will then fall onto one other down a small spiral staircase into the Wii game case of Mario Party 8. The game case falls off a box pulling with it a string that was attached to it. The pulling of the string causes a cup of marbles to spill into a garden hose. The marbles fly through the garden hose into a clear box with a button inside. Once all the marbles have teamed up together, the button will press down. The pressing of the button will turn on an open-flame burner. Within a few seconds, the flame will burn through a string (The makers of Zzz Catcher are not response if you accidently burn down your house/apartment). Once freed from the tied down side of the string, the rest of the string will slip through the open hook by the pull of the balloon on the other end. Eventually, the balloon will float up to the shelf above it and tip a scale with dominos on it. The rate at which the balloon will float up will vary depending on amount of helium contained in the plastic. When the scale tips to the right, the dominos will fall across the scale down onto the self and fall off the shelf. Attached to the last domino is a bead. When the domino falls off it will pull the chains of beads off. When the chain of beads falls off the shelf, it will pull the switch of a fan on by an extended piece of string that was attached to the beads. The newly turned on fan will blow a gust of wind at a Nerf ball. The Nerf ball with the energy acquired by the wind will roll down a matchbox car slope into a rubber ball. The rubber ball, being so upset by the Nerf ball hitting him, will suicide off the platform onto the table. It will bounce on the table three times until finally bouncing a fourth time onto the alarm clock snooze button. Thus, the user will be able to sleep approximately 5-10 minutes more without ever getting up.
ChocolateSprinkles- PhD
My Invention
EarPeaces - For when life needs a mute button.
Power-tripping coworker who acts like they're your boss? Neighbors who fight at 2am? Weird roommate who tries to talk to you about bodily functions while you're studying? Well, worry no more with the EarPeaces from Bose. These tiny plugs fit discretely into your ear and are easily activated with a slight touch.When activated, they work with our special Silent Night� technology which has noise-cancelling power that's second to none. You can also pre-select or download a soothing tune to play in the background for additional tranquility. Keep your cool at home or in the office with EarPeaces.
EarPeaces - For when life needs a mute button.
Power-tripping coworker who acts like they're your boss? Neighbors who fight at 2am? Weird roommate who tries to talk to you about bodily functions while you're studying? Well, worry no more with the EarPeaces from Bose. These tiny plugs fit discretely into your ear and are easily activated with a slight touch.When activated, they work with our special Silent Night� technology which has noise-cancelling power that's second to none. You can also pre-select or download a soothing tune to play in the background for additional tranquility. Keep your cool at home or in the office with EarPeaces.
iiGald_Onosii
So a Rube Goldberg invention. lets see....
this'll be the Zipper Upper.
The Slogan is Why zip up your own jacket when you can light a candle and have it done for you
1. Light a candle with a string over it.
2. Candle burns string cause three marbles to be dropped onto a mousetrap.
3. Mousetrap snaps shut, pulling on a string that opens up a water spout.
4,water spout fills up a small bucket the falls off and
knocks over a bunch of bowling pins.
5. A rope attached to one of the bowling pins pulls on a crank.
6. The crank winds up and zips up your Jacket for you.
this'll be the Zipper Upper.
The Slogan is Why zip up your own jacket when you can light a candle and have it done for you
1. Light a candle with a string over it.
2. Candle burns string cause three marbles to be dropped onto a mousetrap.
3. Mousetrap snaps shut, pulling on a string that opens up a water spout.
4,water spout fills up a small bucket the falls off and
knocks over a bunch of bowling pins.
5. A rope attached to one of the bowling pins pulls on a crank.
6. The crank winds up and zips up your Jacket for you.
Phanna
My Rube Goldberg machine
EIBRECHER
or "you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs"
A simple and easy device for cracking those messy chicken eggs.
First, place a live female chicken (a.) in the basket. Next, fill the ceiling-mounted gravity-operated feed dispenser (sold separately) with the chicken's favorite feed. Feed will filter from the C.M.G.O.F.D. into the feed cups of the flywheel (b.), from which the chicken will eat. The weight of the feed and the force of the hen's pecking will cause the flywheel to rotate counterclockwise, turning the crossed flywheel belt (c.). Meanwhile, the hen will lay an egg, dropping it into the custom copper pneumatic egg funnel (d.) and onto the conveyor (e.) operated by the crossed flywheel belt. The conveyor will carry the egg to the directional gate (f.) and drop it into either the right or left egg receptacle (g.). If the egg lands in the right receptacle, the weight will cause the basket to shift to the right, in turn causing the directional gate to close off the right basket and force the next egg into the left receptacle and vice versa. This in turn will operate the plank-mounted broom assembly (h.), causing it to shift in the appropriate direction. This motion is transferred through the push-broom mounting (i.) and onto the boxing glove rotator assembly (j.), which will twist the axle (k.) and operate the pulley (l.). This will drop the hammer (m.) onto the screwdriver (n.) and crack the egg (o.), at which point the next egg falling into the opposite basket will reverse the shift and reset the machine.
Simple, clean, and highly efficient, with no electrical power required!
(Use of a strainer is recommended to avoid eggshell contamination of the omelette. Sold separately.)
lilgemangel
Not exactly hilarious, but...
Here's my submission:
Here's my submission:
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Nyuka
SELF KICKER 5001
Ever say something, or do something stupid and then almost instantly wish you could just kick yourself, but couldn't? I know I have, it happens to me all the time, and all of the Self Kickers I bought in the past just don't give me the butt kicking I need. But with my new and improved SELF KICKER 5001 those days are a thing of the past!!! emotion_yatta
SELF KICKER 5001 can be use for all sorts of things, Kicking your butt, Kicking your Kids butt, Kicking the butt of the person you love, or Kicking the butt of that kid that keeps leaving flaming dooo's on your doorstep. emotion_kirakira
BUT WAIT! If you act now I will also throw in the gigantic space consuming charger, it will never charge your device in half the time as any other charger, and as an added bonus it will only suck up enough energy to power a small city at your expense. emotion_jawdrop
And if you thought that was great wait till you hear this! SELF KICKER 5001 Can be yours today for 9 easy payment at the low low price of $9,191. Yes your not seeing thing SELF KICKER 5001 can be YOURs for only 9 payments of $9,191. wink
Sooo? What are you waiting for? Order now and you will be kick yourself in no time. emotion_awesome
1-800-KickYourselfToday
Ever say something, or do something stupid and then almost instantly wish you could just kick yourself, but couldn't? I know I have, it happens to me all the time, and all of the Self Kickers I bought in the past just don't give me the butt kicking I need. But with my new and improved SELF KICKER 5001 those days are a thing of the past!!! emotion_yatta
SELF KICKER 5001 can be use for all sorts of things, Kicking your butt, Kicking your Kids butt, Kicking the butt of the person you love, or Kicking the butt of that kid that keeps leaving flaming dooo's on your doorstep. emotion_kirakira
BUT WAIT! If you act now I will also throw in the gigantic space consuming charger, it will never charge your device in half the time as any other charger, and as an added bonus it will only suck up enough energy to power a small city at your expense. emotion_jawdrop
And if you thought that was great wait till you hear this! SELF KICKER 5001 Can be yours today for 9 easy payment at the low low price of $9,191. Yes your not seeing thing SELF KICKER 5001 can be YOURs for only 9 payments of $9,191. wink
Sooo? What are you waiting for? Order now and you will be kick yourself in no time. emotion_awesome
1-800-KickYourselfToday
iiilullaby-katie
my invention:
a pie slicer. its a pie pan shaped circle blade, with notches aroud the top to add blades that run the diameter of the circle and can fit together in the middle so they can cross over eachother. its so you can cut your pie into even peices, 2, 4 or even 8!
i call it: pieblades
the sharpest circle in the galaxy.
a pie slicer. its a pie pan shaped circle blade, with notches aroud the top to add blades that run the diameter of the circle and can fit together in the middle so they can cross over eachother. its so you can cut your pie into even peices, 2, 4 or even 8!
i call it: pieblades
the sharpest circle in the galaxy.
maxitza
Rude Gildberg
CUP-O-CAKE 9000
This machine will measure out exactly one cup-full of cake, so that you may enjoy a delicious cup of cake!!! Yes!!! That is right ladies and gents!! ONE FULL CUP OF CAKE!!! Try it and just see!!! Mouth watering calories just waiting to be consumed, by you!! The consumer! You will be satisfied every time! Ever feel like you can't get the right amount of cake in your mouth, well this here will fix all your worries! And if you feel like your mouth is not stuffed enough with delcious cake, then lets go to round two, for only $39.99 more you will get a giftbox filled with a SEPARATE CUP, that is correct ladies and gents, an EXTRA CUP FULL OF CAKE IN YOU MOUTH! There is nothing better than that feeling of not being able to breath because of all the cake stuffed down your throat, and now you can consume cup after cup after cup of CAKE by purchasing this brand new product! Call today!! Our phone lines are open 24/7, especially on holidays!! CALL NOW #1-800-FAT-CAKE, again that is #1-800-FAT-CAKE!!!!!!
Order now while supplies last, only THREE easy payments of $59.99, (not including the $39.99 for the extra cup) and we will also include a box of cake mix!!! (for an additional $19.99)S&H not included. Made and produced in India. All exclusions apply, not approved by the FDA, may cause fatness and adult diabetes in the country of America.
Yasmen42
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