I'm doing this as a joke because I'm bored. I'll probably put it on the front page later.
VILLAINY AT THE CAFE BLUE!The who's who of the nefarious underworld!
This is as a joke BTW. If it offends you, I'll delete it.
Krislovejmt-
Hannibal Lector: Brilliant, cunning, and with an astrocratic charm. Also a complete and total psychopath. She is able to get what she wants and when she wants it, with nothing in her way. And if you get in her way...she'll EAT YOU!
Spastic Shivelamouse-
Eric Cartman: A scheming, soulless b*****d that is spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, insensitive, manipulative, greedy, and bitterly anti-Hippie.
Ella-
Darth Vader: Intelligent, a brilliant strategist, and completely power-hungry. Will strike down any opposition with powers beyond our comprehension.
Annira-
HAL 9000:Will do anything to defend your logic and laws of nature. Even if it means to kill the evidence.
Rage-
Norman Bates:It's always the quiet ones, I tell yeh...
Kilzin-
Gordon Frohman:Gordon Frohman is a villain?! Of course he is. He goes around committing acts of evil...although completely by accident...
Pie_Gal-
Hammer Bros.: She throws stuff, they throw stuff. What more do you want?
Shinyuri-
The Underpants Gnomes: She'll take your stuff when you least expect it, Bonnie and Clyde style.
Twilight-
Alfred Ashford: She has a shrill, high-pitched evil laughter.
Shia-
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Mischievious and always causing trouble. Quit switching my toothpaste!
More to come later ^^