Stats:
Strength: ▌▌▌
Intelligence: ▌▌▌▌
Fighting Skills: ▌▌
Unnecessary Sass: ∞
Weapon of choice: Hebiransu
Wish: To rule every company in existence.
Vali's Ending
Just barely surviving, he slowly walked over to the chest that held the Mysterious Man's most prized possession. After opening it, he realized there was an envelope inside with the words "Secret Lover" written on the front of it. He opened it and began reading the letter inside.
Josh - My black Minecraft boyfriend Vali! Okay, so I remember when I met him, even though he claims he knew me before. Anyways, I was in rally, and Vali had just so happened to be there. I was ******** with one of his friends, and had pretended to leave by doing that link thing. Anyways, after I had refreshed, I saw he was talking s**t, so I decided to come out and be like, you're a stupid b***h. That was where he had claimed he knew me before, but he was never really able to prove that. He was a shitty Suigetsu named Water Rapist, which is ew. Okay, so this is going to sound horrible, but Vali already knows this. I was planning on faking a friendship with him, just so I'd be able to treat him like s**t. Once I was actually friends with him, I was all, oh, he isn't that bad. Over time, we had become closer, and that was that. Around the time TTB formed, Vali was supposed to be one of the original thirteen members, but he wasn't active, so we were all, blegh. We even had group art with him in it, which is ratchet. Okay, so although Vali and I have had quite a few falling outs, we always become friends again. He's my black boyfriend Minecraft lover and I love him with all my African heart. xoxoxo Okay, so now what I like about Vali, even though there's a bigger list of what I hate about him. Just kidding bew! Okay, so one of the things I love about Vali is how willing he is to cosplay, even if he'll give you s**t about what it is. We've done a ton of cosplays together, and they've all been great. My favorite up until now is our white and black Zetsu cosplay. Ugh, that was amazing. Another thing I love about Vali is that he knows how to joke around. You can say the most offensive s**t to him, and he'll just be all, yeah, I know! Some people just get offended, and it's like, what are you doing??? There are two things about Vali I love the most. The first one is that he loves Minecraft like I do, and he's always willing to play new games. We've played so much s**t together ohmyblackgod. We've played The Walls, Hunger Games, DayZ, CTF, Vanilla, Lava Survival, Parkour, etc. That list goes on for a while. Okay, so the thing I love about Vali most is how much he's changed since I first met him. Honestly, he was a complete push over, and he wasn't really all that good with arguments. Now? He doesn't let anyone walk all over him, and he puts them in their place. You gotsa appreciate that. Alright, so let me wrap this up. Vali, I'm glad we're friends and that I've gotten to watch you grow into a stronger person. I always s**t from laughing so hard when we play Minecraft with Momo, Taiga, Mako, and whoever else, and it's just a great time. I look forward to the Minecraft adventures we have in the future, and yas! WOOOOOORLDSTAAAAAAR! Stay black, my black Minecraft boyfriend.<333Theme Song
