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So one time i was in class, trying to do my work but I kept being distracted by me wanting to talk, so this girl Paige and I got on the topic of fat people, and cannibals. o.o
Anyways so Paige was all like "are fat people cannibals?"
and I'm like "noo, well maybe"
and then I'm like "It depends whether they live in the West Virginia Mountains or not!"
And the teacher Mrs. Longgrear overheard us talking and came over to tell us to be quiet and do our work.
And then Paige asked mrs.Longgrear if fat people who lived in the mountains were cannibals and she was like
"Not all cannibals necessarily live in the mountains"
and I'm like "yes they do, atleast in Wrong Turn"
and the teacher was like "Well Jeffery Dahmer was a cannibal and he didnt live in the mountains"
and im like "Well then he was a lie."
and then Paige is like "So Mrs. Longgrear If i ate you would I become a fat cannibal? Because I'd gain your weight by eating you."
And after that point I just wanted the conversation to be over.. lol.