dinosaur.
His barrier fell as he stepped to cross the bridge.
Suddenly, the blind dinosaur appeared.
"HALT! For I am the guardian of this bridge."
"You're looking the wrong way."
"Oh, right then.
*turns around*
Are you going to do any harm to this bridge?"
"No... I need to cross it."
"Are you sure you're not going to harm it in any way?"
"No. I just want to get to the other side."
"Sure?"
"Yes."
"Alright then. Have a nice journey."
And so the guardian of the bridge left.
Unfortunately, while crossing the rope bridge Edpeter's sharp sword
made a nick in the side of the bridge.
The dinosaur awoke with a vengance.
"Right. You said you weren't going to hurt the bridge, but you did.
I'm coming after you."
And so the blind guardian turned round, and fell into the water,
and killed a group of white water rafters.
NEXT
