Yep......its my future death notice.....
Hello everyone. If you are reading this then I am in a better place now. Though I might not be in the chance that God wants me in hell. I would have also decided to leave some of you guys something of my own, but seeing on how my life was for the past few years, you drove me mad. Of course, I'm talking about Sage. You have driven me crazy for I don't know how long but it may have been 3 or more years. Though I have decided to leave you something. It happens to be a box of more than 2,000 oreo cookies. I'm leaving you this because I know that you are absolutely addictted to cookies. Though I don't know what cookies you like, I decided oreos. If you don't want them, please give them back to me after my funeral. Or else the cookies will devour your soul. Aside from that I would like to talk about relationships. I belived that they should last forever. So now I turn my head to the couple, Starfire and Psyco. If your love has lasted until my death, then I have probably done a pretty darn good job on helping you guys with your relationship. To you guys, I'm not shure what I should leave you. I was thinking about flowers, but they eventually die. So I thought of something that would last longer and came across this lawn gnome. But the lawn gnome isn't what I'm giving you two. I'm actually giving you what I found INSIDE the lawn gnome. and it was 500 dollars. Sadly, its 500 dollars CANADIAN. That's right, you can only spend this in Canada. I'm very sorry but maybe you can trade it in for American money or something I'm not sure how that all works out. Now I must go over to what I leave for Rusty. First I want to say that you are a no good lieing sack of s**t and only care about yourself and your dam Jew gold. So I'm leaving you absolutly nothing excpet for whta I have preserved in the bottle included with this death notice. And just so you know, I went ahead and spit in the bottle. Now I would like you to take this bottle with spit in it and put it on your face and rub it in good. This represents my hatred towards you. And of course I can't finish my death notice without leaving something to everyone's favorite twin, Shadoyami. I am leaving this to you because Sage would rip off my limbs during my funeral if I didn't. So I decided to give you my sou;, because I'm not using it anymore and you can use it for your giant statue of DOOOOM or whatever it is you called it. Now for the rest of my friends, I ran out of stuff to give you because you are a bunch of freeloaders. I'm just kidding. You know I'm just pulling your legs. You aren't freeloaders. But I seriously have run out of stuff. I probably should have given some stuff to you but I just can't so GET OFF MY BACK!!!!! And so concludes my death notice. You may now spend, eat, sacrifice, or do nothing with the stuff I gave you. Also I wanted to say that Chuck Norris uses 8x10 inch sheets of plywood for toilet paper.
Sincerly,
Waffles Jefferson Chris Mathias.
 Waffles000 · Sat Apr 29, 2006 @ 12:34am · 0 Comments |
