I went to the corner store cuz i wanted a slurpie.
I walked the dog with me
and I wore really shitty new flipflops
At the cornerstore i saw these sweetass sun glasses
So i bought them with my slurpie too.
And here comes the s**t...
I was 1.30$ short.
I was walking home and a bee flew in my slurpie.
I kept walking and I noticed I forgot my dog tied up in front of the corner store
I start walking again and I forgot my sunglasses on a rock
By now my feet have blisters on them and are in serious pain
I take my flipflops off cuz they hurt too much and I have to walk on hot pavment.
My dog tried a** raping another one 3 times her ******** size.
And when I finally get home...
My mom pulls up.
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