Randomism is so last year. Yes, I know you think you're funny and unique and weird and random when you say things like
DanRaccoon
FLYING SPACE BADGERS!!!
But you're just another brainless automaton, mindlessly following what you, and so many others, see as the current fad. It's not unique if everybody else's doing it. And, believe me, they are.
Face it. Spouting "funny" words like 'cheese', 'spork', 'monkey', 'potato', etc., is, pardon the expression, gay. It doesn't make us laugh when you put 'Cabbage!' as a poll option. And no-one is going to think you more creative for saying that your quest is a "Quest....of DOOM!"
Don't get me wrong, randomism can be used wisely. But, 98% of all Gaians abuse it. And why? Because it's "easy" humor. You don't have to think to make it up. You just pick words. And often they are the same ones used before, or they are from tv shows.
Tv shows. Don't get me started. Oh, ********, that reminds me. It's 5:40. I missed Static Shock! O, cruel fate! I hate you. Anyway. Among the many tv shows guilty of "overdoing" randomness: Fairly odd Parents. INVADER ZIM. Edd ed and eddy, definately. Family guy, probably. That show's evil.
In conclusion, I leave you with yet more examples of randomness that's stupid.
DanRaccoon
*Runs north backwards while playing the cabbage tune with a breadstick made by the badgers of the eternal mushroom fields of the ten commandments of cheese*
Singing Bunny
My advice for the day:
Never lick a sloth on New Year's. 3nodding
Never lick a sloth on New Year's. 3nodding
This is extremly dumb.
More to come.
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