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oh its number two! oh.. beat that!
There was a hot doc named _______ who married the hot guy _________.
they went to the high school reunioun. daniel z goes up to the hot guy_________
"hey u want to go out?"
"i'm married though... to a sucssesful wife"
"i'm succsessful as a slut"
"uh....."
a child goes up to daniel.
"mommy lets go home!!!!"
"not now u darn child!"
"MOMMYYY!!!!!"
9 other children come begging to her.
"ARRGGGG!!!"

Meanwhile:

"hello social services, we have a daniel zandirad. She is abusing her children."
"ah yes we have her on file. She is here on substiance abuse of heroin and has abuse cases. Also prostitution. We are on our way."

and so everyone was happy because Daniel was put away in jail!!!
the end. surprised