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Never argue with a woman that reads.


A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in
northern Queensland. The

husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided

to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat
out.

She motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued to read her book.

Along came a game warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the
woman and

said, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading
a book," she replied, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?" wink .

"You're in a restricted
fishing area," he informed her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not
fishing,

I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you

could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and book you."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
said the

woman. "But I haven't even touched you," said the Ranger. "That's
true, but

you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.



MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.