Leamony's 'Things I Need To Remember' List.
-Band-Aids won't fit in your ear.
-Plan for world domination: Clip the paperclips in every government office around the world into loops. Then take over world while former leaders are busy trying to find the ends of the paperclip loops.
-Find out why people always try to find the end of the paperclip chain instead of just unhooking the first one they grab.
-Keep world domination plan secret.
-Make it look like an accident.
-Memorize the Phone book.
-Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out, repeat.
-Christmas lights are for indoor or outdoor use only, do not eat them.
-No matter how hungry you get, only eat food.
-Remember last line, especially when friends show you thier artwork.
-You owe Amber for that last incident.
-Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
-Do not answer as fictional characters in public.
-Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
-Do not go out in public.
*random note: These are all things I've heard a friend say from time to time. O.o I thought I'd put them altogether for you to see.*
 Leamony · Fri Dec 10, 2004 @ 04:33am · 0 Comments |
