[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door on more than 1 occasion. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face. [X] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was going to die. [X] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. [x] I type only with my two pointer fingers. [X] I have accidently caught something on fire. [] Aqua Teen Hunger Force is hilarious. [] I've told a cop to f*ck off and gotten screwed for it. [] Escalators make me nervous because I'm scared I'm going to get sucked into the top! [X] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth. [X] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. [x] I've caught myself drooling on several occasions. [X] I've accidently caused an explosion. [X] If someone says the word "poop", I can't help but laugh. [X] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. [] I've been in a car accident simply because I wasn't paying attention. [] I've been caught driving drunk... [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking. [X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow [X] I just tried to lick my elbow. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. [] people tell me to do the opposite [X]People often tell me to use my "inside voice" [X] Food has fallen out of my mouth while talking. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math. [X] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle [] I have eaten a bug for $5 or less. [] I have puked in my boyfriend/girlfriend's car. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. [] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't [] I pee in the shower. [X] I have fallen UP the stairs before. [X] I forgotten to put the car in reverse and have moved forward rather than backward. [] I've peed my pants when I was drunk. []I've ran around naked when I was drunk. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. [X]I have failed a class in school. [X] I accidently break a lot of things. [] I admire George W Bush's intelligence [] My friends know not to use big words on me. [X] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at. [x] I c**k my head to the side when I'm confused. [] I've crashed my car into a stationary object [x] I sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before. [] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. [] I was in special ed. [] I take ADHD medication. [X] I don't get it. [X]huh?
=32 *2 ------ 64 Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
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