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Kira laughed loudly, her eyes gleaming with undampering joy. " HEH! Look at him! He's funny!"
The detectives looked at each other and then back at the strange man whacking people with his huge herring. "Geez..what a weirdo! I thought we've seen it all..but this...this just goes beyond the crazy we know..."Kuwabara said, his eyes widening as he watched Ni-man hit people.
Nodding his head in agreement, Yusuke folded his arms across his chest. " Damn straight it is. " Next to him, Kurama was watching the man with a look of complete and utter blankness, when all of a sudden, his emerald eyes opened wide and he turned towards the others. " Yusuke, we better take cover!"
"Huh? Why's that?" Blinking his brown eyes in curiousity, the young naive spirit detective turned towards the strange scence once more and found to his suprise that the weird fish slinging man was no longer there. " Kurama, no offense but..I don't see him..whats to worry about-"
"That is what we should worry about." A nonchalont Hiei said behind them. His crimson eyes bore straight ahead as he pointed his finger upward to reveal:
A FLYING HIGH IN THE SKY, NI-MAN!

"HOLY -!" Yusuke sputtered, his eyes growing wide as he watched the strange Ni man falling like a rock in their general direction!

"NII!!HOW DARE YOU SAY 'THE WORD'! YOU SHALL PAY FOR SUCH INSOLANCE YOU UGLY PYONS! " A loud THUD! Blasted through eardrums for miles to come, and dust flew up in a storm around them as Ni-man crashed to the ground before them.
"(Cough) ..YOU..(cough) SHALL..PAY! (cough) HORRIBLE ..UGLY..(cough)
@______@..oog, NI-man not feel to good now..! Ground hurt buttock very much so..." Falling to his knees, the stranger was dressed in black from head to toe. He had what looked like an oversized bucket ontop of his head complete with antlers that stuck out of said "bucket" like horns.
"Man...that guy sure is weird...weirder than I thought.." Kuwabara nodded his head as the stranger coughed before them.

"Aww...poor freaky fish slapping hairy guy!" Kira rushed past the detectives and went straight for him. " Aww...Did you hurt yourself? What happened to your fish, mister funny-man?"Her face was lit with concern, her eyes gleaming with innocence as she spoke.

"KIRA!" A loud voice boomed like a chorus of drill sergants over the empty field they stood in. "HUH? What was that!?" Turning around the detectives saw a young lady dresses in a black long sleeved shirt and skirt stomping towards them, her eyes on fire.
" WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT TALKING TO STRANGERS!? DO YOU WANNA GET YOURSELF HURT!? IS THAT IT!?"
Raging on like a bull with its horns stuck in a sewer gutter, the loud-mouthed girl stopped in from of Kira with a stern look plasterd on her pale face.
Blinking up at her, Kira smiled and pointed to the Ni-man. " Aww, but Marta..this guy here is funny! He slaps people with a BIG fish and..and..he's hurted so I-Hey..Whats wrong mister funny-man?" Tears streamed down the Ni-man's face as he pointed to the lady with his one hand and using the other to hold his ear. " NI!!SHE SAID THE WORD! THE WORD IS ..EVERYWHERE!" Sobbing the man shook violently and sniffed hard, pratically breaking the snot barrier. "The word, what is the word, funny-man? Is i-"Stopping short, Yusuke and Kuwabara stood beside her, their faces lit up with 'Innocent badness' .

"Is it....'what'?"
"Is it 'have'?"
Is it 'I' ?"
Is it 'told'?"
Is it 'you-"

"STOP! " A young girl came up from behind them and whacked both hard on the head. "You guys are being bastards!" Taking off her top hat, the girl frowned disaprovingly at them. " The word he cannot stand starts with an 'i' and ends in a 't' and is a two letter word..can your pea brained minds figure that out, or should I say the word to you instead?" Being obviously sarcastic, the girl walked over to Ni-man and helped him up, she dusted him off and grinned. " Lost your herring eh? We'll go find Javvie and then we can all go find it again, ok? "
Nodding his head happily, the ni-man smiled. " NI! YES! OK!"