I shall now give some insight into my mysterious past, although some of it might be embellished.
Note: I'm listening to "across the universe: by the beatles. This song makes me happy : 3
alrighty then, I'll tell my *ahem* avid listeners of the time when...
"I nearly drowned...but then I didn't!"
When I was a lil' tkye, about the age of five I guess. My family, (of badgers! ) was moving to a new home in, umm, Transulvania . So anyways soon as we had got there, me and my badger bro decided to test the new pool. An olympic size pool, with murky water filled with, uh, murky type monsters.
My, that wasn't a good idea, soon as we settled in, I started to drown. I was a very short person, and I unwittingly slipped into the middle part of the spa. Embarrassing I know, that I could drown in a spa but keep in mind I was very short and I couldn't swim. But any-hoo, as I sat there sinking, I could see a vampire, aggh! He tried to suck my Badger bro's life force, good think I had the good sense to bring a tomahawk into the spa. I smacked that freakin' vamp right between the eyes and he fell like a brick into the pool and proceeded to get eated up by the murk creatures. Then my bro pulled me up and we both got in trouble for deserting everyone else or something like that, I don't really remember...
FIN
 YellowGiraffe · Sun Jul 09, 2006 @ 06:58am · 1 Comments |
