OMG! Like all this stuff happened, not really but I just wanted to get people's attention. Well, my friend Cassie sent me an e-card from Hallmark right? Well the e-card had these two cats (pink and green) saying hey and hi and that they just wanted to say something and making jokes and such. So then at the end there was a personal message and it said something like 'yo yo yo, it's cassie, and i just wanted to say hi and captain jack sparrow is hot!' or something like that. Soooo anyway, I sent her another e-card that was titled 'Not An Ordinary 'Hi'. And there was another cat character or whatever (the pink one this time, my favorite) and so there were like mikes and a white background. You know, like when people go to audition for plays or rehearse for plays, there are mikes and backgrounds and directors and producers shouting at you for no reason (I've been there). So anyway, the cat kept on forgetting his lines and so the director got all angry and then kicked the cat out which was hilarious but you have to see it first. And the funiest part was that his script consisted of 'hi' which isn't that hard to forget if you know what I mean. My personalized message was like 'this is from commander cool and captain jack sparrow is hot and blah blah blah' but in 500 characters. So then she sent me a link to this site with all this crap on Johnny Depp (me and her have this giant infatuation with him). And you know what I found??? That he used to be a self mutilater (conflicted self injuries on himself, usually by cutting himself) and he lost his virginity at 13!!!!!!!! Plus he did all these drugs and has been arrested several times. Weird huh? You figure that a hunk like him wouldn't have so many problems. And he was engaged to like 6 women! Just don't tell him I told you okay?
commandercool101 · Fri Jul 14, 2006 @ 02:16am · 0 Comments |