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Ok...this is My First Journal Entry...please hold your applause...lol i just thought I would start off with a joke or two after i said thank you for reading!

Ok...let's see...

A guy got a corvette, he always wanted one and finally he got one...first day he drove it he got in a long stretch of straight road and he looked around and he didn't see any traffic so he thought he would see what his car could do... He mashed the gas and the car got faster and faster...70...80. He said to himself, "That's pretty good." He pressed down harder and the car got even faster, 100...110...120...130... The guy looked in his rearview mirror and saw a policeman right on his bumper...the guy pressed the gas to the floor. 140...150...trees and signs a blurr and that Police car stayed right on his bumper...so the guy decided to give in and he slowed down and pulled over.

The policeman stepped out of his car and he walked up to the guy's window and asked him, "Sir, give me a good reason why your were going so fast!"

The guy thought for a second before saying, "Honestly officer...my girlfriend broke up with me about two months ago and she went to a police officer. I honestly thought you were bringing her back."

Kind of Dirty Joke...but a true story...

Elderly lady was late for church and went a little faster than she was supposed to...it wasn't long till a North Carolina State Patrol Officer was pulling her over...he walked up to her window and said, "Mam, do have any idea why i pulled you over today?"

"Why I guess you want to sell me tickets to the policeman's ball." she said.

"Mam, State Patrol Officers don't have balls..." He closed his eyes then let the elderly lady go on to church.