I saw this in GD.
The other day I was eating a strudel at work and my boss walked by. Being the nice guy that I am, I offered him my other strudel.
"Hey Bill, wanna strudel?"
He kinda looked at me and thought for a moment.
"No, but if I did, you'd be the biggest piece I ever had."
"What the ******** are you talking about, man?"
"Didn't you just ask me if I wanted to screw?"
"******** NO! Let me rephrase that. Bill, would you like a pastry of german origin?"
"Oh...No thanks."
rofl rofl rofl
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE KURAMA'S LOVER!?
Ohhhhhh! It was a cupcake!
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