.. but if she does, she'll tell it in a nice way so I can use hindsight and laugh with them all.
I know, I know, I've already MADE a post today, but I gotta tell you this.
I was buying this posh, expensive marshmallow lolly thing for my Mum in Selfridge's & Co. (It was part of her Christmas present, I'd already bought her an £18.99 perfume)
I usually, when I've bought something put all my shopping carrier bags and my handbag on one hand, and then sort them out onto hands evenly.
I was walking along and I thought 's**t..' My little denim handbag(Which fits onto my shoulder) was gone. I panicked, and in my middle of Selfridge's (With my friend Katie, who is very popular, but strangely enough, kind and not snobby. She got to the top by being funny, I think smile ) I screamed 'WHERE THE ******** IS MY HANDBAG?!?!' making all the shoppers in their 'Gucci' and their 'DKNY' turn from looking at 'Tasmin's and Quentin's' new 'Burberry' outfits and raise their finely trimmed health-club-beauty-spa eyebrows. *Gasp for breathe* and then they looked at my second hand brown-green 'Converses', my cheap baggy jeans from 'Peacocks', my un-known deigner zip-up and my 'Spring-season Elle top' and stifiled a snigger from their 'Elizabeth-Arden' lipsticked-lips as they saw my tiny handbag from a year ago's fashion from BHS blaanced on my shoulder.
People who look down their nose's at me will get stabbed in the end. scream Just not by me, some mugger in the town centre. whee
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