Three little pigs walked into a restaurant. When the waiter came to ask if they wanted anything to drink, the first pig said, "I'll have a sprite." The second ordered a coke, and the third pig said, "I want water -- lots and lots of water."
The waiter came back with their drinks and asked to take their order. The first pig ordered potato skins, the second pig ordered a salad, and the third pig ordered water -- lots and lots of water.
After they finished eating, the waiter asked if they wanted a desert. The first pig ordered a piece of apple pie, the second pig peach pie, and the third pig ordered water -- lots and lots of water.
When the waiter came to give them their bill, he asked the third pig why he kept ordering water, lots and lots of water.
The pig said, "Well someone has to go wee wee all the way home!"
Your Worst Nitemare Community Member 
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