These two really dumb guys were walking along the beach one day. They had never been to a beach before and they were in absolute awe of all the seagulls. As they looked up in amazement, one of the birds took a dump on one dumb guy's head. "Oh my goodness," said the other. "I'll run back to the car and get some toilet paper!"
"Don't bother," said the splattered one, "I kinda think he'll be gone by the time you get back!"
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