Fake Vs Real Friends...Which are you?
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRIENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. REAl FRIENDS: Will knock them the ******** out
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRIENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back
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