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Harley_Quinn(o.O)))) well does anyone want to sell there halo for anywhere from 2,000 G and under or depending on how much YOU payed for it? i need a halo!
starfirexD aroooooooooooooooooooooooo arararoooooooooooooo come my bothers and sisters together we will be surpirur and click on the i want to eat u icon domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun mmmmmm freash meat o and get a gf/bf
Xx_urban_ninja_xX ppl are mean and ppl are nice!!! but were strong
xxsistasxx anyone hea to tagg??!!.. sad
I love this thread! Any one here play Gaia?
[Prometheus] [[ so I'm scootering along, all happy and fine when I see this old man emerge, from his garage, now I've seen this oldman three times before when he was just sitting in his garage, and one of those times he was in a dress, but anyway, he gets into the perfect *****, it was large and white, had no windows' no lisence plate slots, and no back seats, but a barrier seperating the man in front, and whomever is in back, and the back space, can only be opened from the outside, so he gets in his *****, and we stare at eachother waiting patiently for one another to move, so I finally make a run for it, and he breaks into a gigantic smile and he chases after me, I after a bit managed to get away, now scared of going outside yesterday some fat she ***** tried to get me too, gonk oh and he also always carries around a bowl of jolly ranchers discuss: ***** old man ***** she ***** how unlucky I am has a ***** ever tried to get you? the perfect ***** van carrying around jolly ranchers to kidnap children how sterotypical of a ***** this guy was ]] edit: I have headgear I can't eat hard candies, EDIT EDIT: so the police came, after he stopped infront of my condo, and he ran out, they tackled him and ripped his dress, which is a snow white dress, so he offered them some of his jolly ranchers, and they knocked them to the ground then after some questions they took him away and discovered his van to be full of child porn, but not before my dog s**t on like half of the jolly ranchers, and I've got to testifty against him next saturday at court.
Everybody Loves Sundays GD- dont you hate it when you're in a public restroom and all of a sudden you realize that you have the case of the runny buns? god, it ******** sucks. i swear i had to like hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff. the people in the bathroom were probably all like "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT DID THAT b***h EAT. gonk " sorry, no pics this time. ): discizzle- diarrhea constipation public embarrassment
What an idiot..
taiame okay, so this guy I knew( I moved) and I had sex and he took pics of me for himself. I made him promise not to show them to anyone but he puts them on a damn chain letter to all of his friends. I know, stupid. well yeah, so about a year has past since then and NOW i find out he made a VIDEOTAPE of us. I wouldnt have believed it but theres proof so yeah... I want to know if there are any decent guys or not so decent guys that would like to tell me why he did this. I wasnt mean to him, my friends didnt hate him or have any grudges so why would hge ruin my life like this? Would anyone on here do that? Even if the person was a b***h after to you?
~Nightfall_Rose~ So anyways I live By this nursing home and I have this HUGE! wooden fence around it and the yard itself is huge so anyways Its Really nice little water fountain a section for vegetables a section for flowers and a section for berries. I even have an apple tree. So anyways we have a Beware of dog sign on the gate door AND a No Trespassing (Sp?) sign there 2 yet everyday or almost every day some old ladies some by and steal flowers or fruit or vegetables....One even stole a fake rock that had "God Bless this garden" Engraved in it. They dont even care if you see them once my mom caught one of them and all she said was "This is america I can go through" we even put our dog justice out (Not the dog in my profile the other one) and they hit her with canes! This one lady REALLY annoys me she RIDES HER POWER CHAIR! THROUGH THE YARD! and Takes the Grass Right out until its a empty patch of dirt! So they can get the roses they bring there own rose cutters. gonk Since the yard is big we have another way out which leads to the road to um....somewhere and they cut right through! some of them even sit on the patio! And yes we call the cops....But we just gave up no matter how many times the police tell them not to they still do it so we gave up with the police. Discuss: Old people how do I get rid of them? what would you do? your stories with old people anything else involving this topic
Fallen Azrael The only brittish colloquium I know is that f** means ciggirett. "Hey buddy, bum me a queer?" YOU GONNA GET RAPED!
Kitt Koneko Sex can be a very fun topic. And who doesn't enjoy sex facts? I just wander who finds all this stuff out.
If you have more facts not listed, why not mention them? If one of the facts below can be proven false, please link me to information and I will remove it.
NO QUOTING THE FIRST POST!!
Facts -"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect p***s.
-In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.
-"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
-Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
-A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
-The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved p***s to drill a v****a into the female.
-A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.
-The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
-Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
-The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.
-During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanately lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture.
-"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."
-A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
-If a male cat is both orange and black it is ( besides being extremely rare ) sterile. To have both the orange and the black coat colors, the male cat must have all or part of both female X chromosomes. This unusual sex chromosome combination will render the male cat sterile.
-According to a 1996 study, homophobia men show a higher arousal rate when shown gay porn than do men with ambivalent attitudes toward homosexuals
-The age of consent in the US is primarily between 16 and 18. However, in liberal Hawaii, 14-year-olds are allowed to have sex as adults.
-Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison. Premarital sex was illegal in Connecticut until the late 1960s. A 15-year old girl in Mississippi can marry without parental consent, but must wait a year to legally have sex with her husband
-In the 19th century, it was common practice for a Japanese woman to dye their teeth black. They believed that this enhanced sex appeal and maintained healthier teeth.
-Famous syphillis sufferers: Captain Hook, Al Capone, Hitler, Henry III, Beethoven and Mussilini
-Chemically processed liquors have been said to give semen an extremely acidic taste.
-The tissue that surrounds the testicles and p***s is more durable than the tissue that surrounds the brain.
-Largest p***s in the Animal Kindom belongs to the Blue Whale: 11 Feet
-Average speed of ejaculation: 28 mph
-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
-In a bar or nightclub, the hemlines and necklines of unaccompanied women rise and fall (respectively) during ovulation.
-Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to be less achievement oriented.
-White teenage girls who live with single mothers are 60% more likely to have sex before the age of 18 than those who live with both parents. The percentage is much lower for black girls.
-Latino women have sex more often than either Blacks or Whites, who get down at roughly the same rate.
-Australian women are more likely to have sex on the first date.
-Black women are 50% more likely than White women to come every time they have sex.
-It's illegal in Newcastle, WY to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
-In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
-Thirty percent of men say the least attractive quality is lack of self-esteem.
-In 1746, a special hospital for the treatment of venereal diseases known as a "lock hospital" was opened on Harrow Road in London. In medieval times, lock hospitals only housed lepers.
-Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant.
-Young was the first condom manufacturer to advertise in a major American magazine -- it was the June 1969 issue of Sport magazine and the ad was against VD. Ironically, Playboy refused to accept Young's add until 1972.
-The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.
-The pressure of a dolphin's ejaculation can kill a human.
-The average ammount of calories from one ejaculation is 15. But it may increase or decrease depending on eating habits.
-Erotophobia is the fear of secual love or sexual questions.
-Eurotophobia is the fear of female genitalia.
-Genophobia is the fear of sex.
-Malaxophobia is the fear of love play.
-Medomalacuphobia is the fear of losing an erection.
-Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.
-Paraphobia is the fear of sxual perversion.
-Parthenophobia is the fear of virgins or young girls.
More may be added on later.
Discuss: How the hell do they know that? Why on earth would you want to know? Why is it appealing to know about sex and anything related? How did they go about finding that out?
Information taken from... here, here, here, here, here, here
One of the many greatest Gaia moments. This was taken from Gaia puzzle game. I had to tell my boyfriend about a gaian daughter I had back when. xD I was getting ready to break it to him.
Quote: It.Is.I: Lets see... how do I put this.[~Tiger Child~]: huzzahIt.Is.I: o:[~Tiger Child~]: you are my gaia step father
Sieg Heil Hitler · Wed Aug 09, 2006 @ 08:32pm · 0 Comments |
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