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HOLY FRICKOLES!!!
IT'S BEEN NEARLY A YEAR SINCE MY LAST RT!!! That's too long, even for me.
As many of you know, I've finally returned to Gaia after a long, LONG absence. ...o.O Everything is SO different now! What the heck is this 'towns' thing anyway? No one will talk to me! I've forgotten how I got most of my friends, minus the ones from my actual life such as Shuromai and a few of the more memorable friends such as Sion. *sigh* I have quite a bit to catch up with...
My knee is healing well. Oh wait, uh... Forgot that there's no journal mentioning my injury and surgery huh? In Febuary I jumped down about 7/8 stairs after lunch and tore my ACL in half. So I had surgery at the begining of the summer. Oh, and our production of Our Country's Good went well. So did My Fair Lady ( I was Ms.Peirce stare ) I got a letter for playing varsity golf at a different school, that was cool. (heh-heh. I rhymed)

*shrug* I dunno what else ta say. Oh yeah... must have something random in each journal... hows about all these neato quotes I've been collecting?

-"It's colder than a witch's tits in a brass brassiere." Dad 11-28-05
-"I'm uh... guarding this toast.... OoOoh! Toast!!!" Ryan 11-29-05
-"It may be stale, but it is... delicious." Michael Turvey 12-3-05
-"Dude, that's right. I checked." Liz 12-7-05
-"I think something chocolate-y in nature met its demise in my pants." Me 12-8-05
-"Yea! Netherworld!" Jewels 12-31-05
-"Do you like CHOCOLATE?!?" Laur 1-2-06
-"That's not right. It's, "It's colder than a witch's tits in a brass brassiere doing pushups in the snow."" Ana 1-3-06
-"Never judge a cookie by its sprinkles." Victor 1-6-06
-"Wait, electrodes? Sounds kinky. I'll be down in a minute!" Mom 1-11-06
-"Shut up or I'll force Turvey to rape you." Shannon 1-17-06
-"How come you fall and tear your ACL and you just say 'ow', but I smash your finger and you whine for an hour?" Laur 2-7-06
-"Cheese is like God only pasturized." Liz 2-9-06
-"Looks like I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world." Will 2-14-06
-"Cripples get sound effects?" Me 4-3-06
-"They're so popular because they make good stupid stuff." Kayla 4-3-06
-"I don't wanna be a man!" Hani 4-24-06
-"o.O Did you just say you have a skittle's c** in your bag?" Me 4-24-06
-"Dawson... the reverse of silent film..." Me 4-26-06
-"Look! It's Fatty McFatterson!" Me 5-01-06
-"I am the FSP fairy." Laur 5-8-06
-"Watermelons don't come from trees... they come from Safeway!" Will 5-16-06
-"You know, it kinda feels cool wearing a skirt." Alex Tams 5-19-06
-"Are you saying Michael Turvey is an evil giraffe? Because that't been by theory for years!" Mac 5-19-06
-"I think I just died again." Dasi 6-21-06
-"Guys have all the fun parts." Jewels 6-21-06
-"Don't play tax with the catsi!" Jewels 7-4-06
-"No more Mr.Nice Girl." Jewels 7-4-06
-"So if brother in Russian is 'brat', if he's a bad brother, would that make him 'bratwurst'?" Dad 7-7-06
-"And the Brits are all so prim and bloody proper." Edwina (a Brit) 7-24-06
-"Submit to the hat's sexiness!" Me 7-27-06

Just to think that all of these are from offline...