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Well... here's a story that I've had for about 2 years now...It hasnt left the notebook...

UNTIL NOW!!

PART 1
The wind, strong, yet calm and BORING!. The wind killed a person named Artichoke. Then the guy named Artichoke was revived by Zeus. Zeus was then shot buy a weird person named 'Bobcat man'!. When he shot Zeus, he laughed like a woman. Bobcat man choked up a hairball and pranced around like a ballarina. A crowd showed up out of nowhere and laughed at him. As they laughed, Bobcat man got angry, so he took out a picture of an enlarged nose. The crowd was like "Arrgghh!! My Nose!" so they died and rotted on earth. Bobcat man then took out a comic and said, "ARR!! That's what we be needin'!!"

PART 2
Bobcat man was in a lab, mixing different 'unknown' chemicals. "Oohh...what does this do if I put the pink solution with the blue solution?" He pondered as he stared mixed both solutions.
There was an explosion; he was on the ground and was like, "Oh crap... If i'm going to sleep, I better go brush my teeth!". Bob cat man then walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and said, "OH MY MISUNDERSTOOD DAUGHTER THAT HAD DIED LAST YEAR IN A CAR ACCIDENT ON DECEMBER TWENTYNINTH, NINETEED EIGHTY FOUR! I'M HOMOSEXUAL!
"A YEAR LATER, I HAD A SEX CHANGE, THEN I SUDDENLY WANTED TO BECOME A MAN AGAIN SO HAD ANOTHER ONE! THE SERGERY WAS FAST BECAUSE THEY KEPT MY ***** ON ICE!
"MY SON GOT MAD AND TOLD ME THAT I WAS BI AND WHEN I TOLD HIM THAT I HAD TWO SEX CHANGES HE SAID I WAS LYING,
AND I WAS!"
As Bobcat man was saying those things, he didn't know there was a thingy-magigie assassin person looking fruity. The assassin was so disgusted that the other guy right next to him turned gay instantly.
Bobcat man was still staring at the mirror, "I LIED! I LIED! THE ONLY TRUTH WAS THAT MY (imaginary) DAUGHTER REALLY DIED IN NINETEEN EIGHTY FIVE!"... Bobcat man laughted maniacally as he grabbed his toothbrush and toothpaste.
Two hours later... Bob cat man is still laughing and he accidently squeezed the toothpaste so hard that it landed on the toothbrush and the other gay guy's eyes, then he died!

END!

Did you like that? I'm sure you didn't, but oh well!! talk2hand