A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, Slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live, even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children or unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we've always had: Work or Prison.
-Tim Allen
Men have the same choice we've always had: Work or Prison.
-Tim Allen