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JJ Neufmois
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Eins und Dreizig: my image of Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory











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zarks_angel: naaaaaaa
Brisaes: naaa?!?!
Brisaes: all that craziness and you've got 'naaaa'?!?!?!?
zarks_angel: no i don't
zarks_angel: i was singing lol
Brisaes: hahah
Brisaes: hahahaah
Brisaes: you freak of nature
JJandthebansheES: did i come in at the wrong time?
Rhintos: not asleep i'm not! xD
Rhintos: what'd i miss when i was though lol
Brisaes: :p
Brisaes: you lie!
Brisaes: *slaps*
zarks_angel: nope you are just in time
Brisaes: yes, ye syou did JJ
Rhintos: xD
Brisaes: pfft, contradict me why dont' you
zarks_angel: no sleeping rhin
JJandthebansheES: *sighs rubs forehead*
JJandthebansheES: so whatever happen to " welcome to hell" ?
Rhintos: i'm not wink ) well maybe a lil
Brisaes: razz
Brisaes: O.o!!
zarks_angel: pokes in ribs pass it down
Brisaes: wecome to hell
JJandthebansheES: yup
JJandthebansheES: .oO(well, there's nowhere else to guy when you die in hell. i'm not sure about ending up in Detroit or Miami though)
Brisaes: ack.. sleepiness is taking over.. must fight it
Rhintos: i commented in bri's profile D:
JJandthebansheES: go*
Brisaes: OH YAY!
JJandthebansheES: damn typos
Brisaes: awww
Rhintos: xD
Brisaes: soo shweeet!
JJandthebansheES: what?
Brisaes: alrihgt only 8 floggins for ya rhinny
Brisaes: we are in hell JJj
Rhintos: biggrin yay!
Brisaes: well okay, purgatory
JJandthebansheES: it's a start
JJandthebansheES: *shrugs*
Brisaes: oh no!!
Rhintos: i can ntype with my nose
Brisaes: how did thos ebloody strippers get in me profile!!?!
Rhintos: xD
Brisaes: O.o!!! how pointy is your nose rhin!??!?!/
Rhintos: gimme them! they got away!
zarks_angel: lol whooooo
JJandthebansheES: note: in hell everyone plays twister. if they refuse, then they are condemmed to take care of the morbidly obese in the plains of gluttony in the next 1000 years
Brisaes: yuck
Rhintos: i'll play twister biggrin
zarks_angel: i will take my chances
JJandthebansheES: that's hell for you brisaes
Brisaes: naked twister
Brisaes: after eating much beans
Rhintos: xD i'll touch all the other players innappropriately
zarks_angel: even better ok bri you start i watch again
Brisaes: hahah no poking
Brisaes: hahah
JJandthebansheES: now that trully is hell isn't it?
Rhintos: poke, grope, pinch ;P
Brisaes: mmm meican beans
Brisaes: twist
Brisaes: Why must I start?!?!
Brisaes: always?
zarks_angel: and shout !
Brisaes: why can't I catch you?
Rhintos: lol
Brisaes: razz
zarks_angel: lol cuz you can
Brisaes: watch8
Brisaes: c'mon off with them bloddy clothes!
JJandthebansheES: *thinking of what kind of music everyone would listen to in hell and it isn't Motley Crue or any of the good stuff*
Rhintos: polka!
Brisaes: they would listen to BARNEY!!
Rhintos: D:
zarks_angel: shout at the devil sounds good !
Brisaes: gay barney
Rhintos: lol 14 year old practicing guitar
JJandthebansheES: Avril Lavine and other mainstream stuff
Brisaes: nuuuuuu
Rhintos: xD
Brisaes: euuw mainstream!!
Rhintos: or violin
Brisaes: hey.. violin ish gooood
Rhintos: not when they don't know how xD
Brisaes: you leave violin alon
Brisaes: e
JJandthebansheES: yup now that's what i call an eternity of torment brisaes
JJandthebansheES: mainstream that is
Rhintos: hey now, i play violin ;P
Brisaes: haha
Brisaes: MS SUCKS!!
Brisaes: greatly
JJandthebansheES: yup
Rhintos: xD
Rhintos: yepyep
Brisaes: and you play violin!?!??!
Rhintos: :O oh no secret
Brisaes: funky.. just don't play it when we're around though
Brisaes: XD i'm kidding
Rhintos: xD
Taku-Fuji enters the chat.
Rhintos: i can play stuff that makes people cry wink it's evil
JJandthebansheES: and everyone in hell eats McDonald's (the kind that supposedly kills fat people)
JJandthebansheES: every year or so*
Brisaes: he! mickey d's is alright once in a while
Rhintos: i love mcdonalds mad i could eat it every day
Brisaes: yeha!
Rhintos: hell sounds so fun xD
Brisaes: haha
Brisaes: can we have origes and stuff?
Brisaes: orgies
Rhintos: xD
Brisaes: and like mini S*M rpolepplays?
Rhintos: lol they'll make us have furry orgies
JJandthebansheES: yeah but Lucifer's going to mess it up by having disturbing fetishes in there
Brisaes: EUUU!
Brisaes: furry?
Rhintos: xD!
Brisaes: like airy?
JJandthebansheES: like scat and beastiality >.< ugh*
Brisaes: hairy
Brisaes: that's not cool man
Brisaes: not at all
Rhintos: furry like those people that wear big bear suits to do it xP
Brisaes: rhinny!!
JJandthebansheES: hairy is for those who are lucky
Brisaes: suhc horrilbe images!!
Rhintos: xD!
Rhintos: well, he's making hell sound so good, there's gotta be some bad in it
Brisaes: but not that kind of bad
Brisaes: thas beyond bad
JJandthebansheES: goatse enimas hermaphrodites (maybe to some)
Brisaes: that's just gross
Rhintos: rofl xP oh alright~
Brisaes: my gawd jj
Brisaes: what is with you and your fascnation wiht hell?
Rhintos: well, i won't be watching porn tonight mad
Brisaes: *throws dead fish at zarksky*
JJandthebansheES: the comedy of it brisaes
Brisaes: dont' fal asleep
Brisaes: Oh I see
Rhintos: zarks has super-jets mad
Brisaes: you mean this morning rhin?
Rhintos: what?
JJandthebansheES: think little nicky but more nc-17ish
JJandthebansheES: *
Brisaes: not night anymore
Rhintos: morning? is it night? what'd i say i forgot razz
Brisaes: you said I want 20 floggins
Brisaes: ack
Rhintos: :O did not!
Brisaes: haven't seen lil nicky
JJandthebansheES: more on the line dawn rhintos
Brisaes: you wouldn't remembrer!
Rhintos: remember what? >.>
Brisaes: yeap
Brisaes: 20 floggings
Rhintos: nooooo~
Rhintos: i'm at 8 xD i wrote it down
Brisaes: we must strip thee naked and tie thee up
Brisaes: pfft. you remembered to write it down?!?!
JJandthebansheES: hmm, heaven (they won't let you listen to heavy metal and probably think goth is the devil's work v.v)
Rhintos: :O we musn't!
Brisaes: nuuu
Rhintos: xD i hafta write alot down
Brisaes: heaven is sooo ncool.. like totally
Brisaes: why not?
Brisaes: okay
Brisaes: sadly the time has arrived crying
Rhintos: *gets lost again*
JJandthebansheES: especially whenever someone tells you God watches everything you do (which makes me feel dirty 24/7)
Brisaes: the sun threatens to shine and burn moi
Brisaes: so I must sleep beofre hten
Rhintos: lol, show him your piece an' tell him to quit staring
Rhintos: aww~
JJandthebansheES: ouch i know the feeling (although i have dark skin XD)
Brisaes: what piece?
Brisaes: ohh
Rhintos: i'll go to sleep with you >.> erm, same time
Brisaes: ohhh
Brisaes: ohhhh
Brisaes: THAT PEICE
Rhintos: xD
Brisaes: well you'd be surpirsed to see the pic of the real thing Xd
Rhintos: real what?
Brisaes: prime thought it a lil controversial
Brisaes: what are ou talking about anyway, rhin?
Rhintos: lol, i don't know!
Brisaes: haha jj
zarks_angel leaves the chat.
Rhintos: what's this pic you're on abou now?
Brisaes: yeha.. dont' wannt get caught in the brunning light
JJandthebansheES: what?
Brisaes: gezz man
Brisaes: and here I thought youwere talking about bosoms
Rhintos: lol
Brisaes: yes, typo
Brisaes: and typo confuses a lot of ppl
Rhintos: i told ya i don't see them xD
Brisaes: what?
Brisaes: Xd
Rhintos: huh?
Brisaes: eh?
Rhintos: lol we shouldn't be awake
Brisaes: non
Brisaes: non we shouldn't
Brisaes: we should lie in bed
Dark_Princess_Lita enters the chat.
JJandthebansheES: Purgatory= a place where everyone goes after Florida or Canada (take your pick)
Brisaes: in different beds of course XD
Rhintos: i'm in bed right now razz
Brisaes: what?!1
Brisaes: lies!
Rhintos: that's right!
Rhintos: i am!
Brisaes: while I have to sit on this uncomfy chair
JJandthebansheES: lies what?
Dark_Princess_Lita: hi
Brisaes: me poor poor bum!
Rhintos: i have to make up a lie
Rhintos: ummm
Brisaes: i'm from canada so I guess I am in purgatory XD
Rhintos: i have a billion dollars
Brisaes: gimme gimme some
Rhintos: there! i'm lying in bed!
Brisaes: LIAR!
Rhintos: xD
Brisaes: you fiend!!
Brisaes: :p
Rhintos: xP
Dark_Princess_Lita: lol
Brisaes: hi princess
Dark_Princess_Lita: i want to go to bed
Rhintos: princess#2 ^^
Brisaes: well lucky fo ryou rhin, we're in different beds
Rhintos: mad that's not lucky
Brisaes: or else you woudl ahve gotten dsome floggins
Brisaes: XD
Dark_Princess_Lita: Hi
Brisaes: yeah you're right
Rhintos: xD ok, well then it is
Brisaes: that' not lucky at all
Dark_Princess_Lita: interesting conversation
Brisaes: why thank you
Rhintos: hey, if we were, maybe i'd get a non-gay-stripper ;P
JJandthebansheES: note: in a sense there's only one sure thing hell and purgatory have in common: you're constantly paying bills
Brisaes: this is what happens when you dont' sleep
Rhintos: ^^
Brisaes: non
Brisaes: haha jj
Brisaes: you'll get better stuff
Dark_Princess_Lita: lol...yeah no kidding
Rhintos: xD i already can't watch porn cuz of the mention of hermaphrodites
Dark_Princess_Lita: oh by the way i can only see the top of the convo because gaia is being gay to me
Brisaes: haha sory to hear that
Brisaes: who said anythign about pron rhin razz
JJandthebansheES: and the only sure high paying job in the afterlife in those places would be working as a psychiatrist
Brisaes: no wya
JJandthebansheES: think of how many loonies you have to put up with there*
Brisaes: i have enough problems of my own
Rhintos: everybody did, every time they wrote something ;P i swear
Brisaes: pfft sure rhin sure
Dark_Princess_Lita: yeah it is but thats okay...it makes the conversation more suprising and fun
Brisaes: oh bloody hell
Brisaes: *tears self away form the convo*
Rhintos: if everyone's already dead in hell, can it be bloody?
Brisaes: alright tha's it... i must awya crying
Brisaes: yes
Brisaes: it can
Rhintos: oh good ^^
Brisaes: in fact it's very bloody
JJandthebansheES: well actually either a psyciatrist or a tour guide for the misguided and the damned
Brisaes: you're happy i'm leaving?!?1
Rhintos: alright *hugs* i'm sleeping too then
Dark_Princess_Lita: lol
Brisaes: XD alrihgt... i'll see later tonight .. i guess
Rhintos: cuz i don't want waffle-face, again!
Dark_Princess_Lita: hey is anyone else doing okay for fish?
Brisaes: and you'll get MAJOR FLOGGINS!
Brisaes: non
Dark_Princess_Lita: goodnight to thoughs who are leaving
Taku-Fuji: i'm doin alright on fish
Brisaes: eeuuw what is waffle face?
Rhintos: xD yepyep, g'night! i'll get those floggin's down, just you wait xP
Taku-Fuji: damn bored as hell though
Brisaes: arrividerci a tutti !
Dark_Princess_Lita: cool
Rhintos: waffle-face = sleep on keyboard pillow
Brisaes: cioa!
Brisaes: *slaps rhin*
Rhintos: byes ^^ xD ow!





 
 
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