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"Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, where milk didn’t exist and the ground was made of full of cinnamon rolls, there laid a beautiful and extremely nice kingdom: “Edwardnopolis” where the gorgeous and TALL king Edward Elric XIII reigned. Every morning the little dwarves, king’s slaves, worked hard to exterminate every palm tree that grows inside the king’s territory. King Edward was the happiest and the most prideful person in the entire world. No one was richer, handsomer, taller (Because he sent his warriors to kill who ever was taller than 1.60 cm.), or even more powerful than him. Oh yeah. That surely was a great life! One cloudy day, the king was playing mini-golf on his large and beautiful backyard when one of his servants arrived and told him: “It’s going to rain.” King Edward ignored him and decided to continue playing when suddenly he felt rain drops hitting his head. He raised his sight and watched the rain drops falling on the mid-air. He opened his mouth and three rain drops entered on his mouth. King’s eyes went wide and suddenly began to spit. The rain drops tasted like MILK! Horrorified, King Edward realized that it wasn’t raining normal water… it was raining milk! “Nooou! I am meltiiiiIiIIiiIIing!”-The king shouted. His beautiful castle was getting inundated with mortal white milk. Suddenly something bigger hit his head. He looked down and saw… a SHRIMP! He shouted again. No matters where the King tried to run there he find more milk or shrimp. The king was lost! “NooooouuooouOUooo!”-He shouted..."

“N-no… milk… shrimp is baad…”-I mumbled while sleeping. Suddenly I opened my eyes and realized it was all a stupid dream. I sat on my a** and rubbed my face while full awaking.
“Arg… that dream again!”-I mumbled yawning. –“I can’t believe I am still having that stupid childhood dream...”
-Edward Elric.