Day 57 on Gaia Online, September 10, 2006

My dear readers, after much preperations and reaserch, I now present to you...The Newtob Exile Talkshow!! Basicily, I interview Gaians in gaia online and ask them questions about...stuff...random stuff...and they are all real gaians! Do a search and youll find them...anyway,the talkshow is not in my house since I dont have one..but in angeltears hangout living roon, if her house had a room...anyway, heres the interview!

Newtob and themurkyone: The Interview

*Cheesy talkshow music starts as the camera moves around angeltears house. A bounch of chairs are added and a couple of people came. Newtob is sitting on a chair holding some cards*

Newtob: Hello everyone! Welcome to the premier of Newtob Vision! Please sit back and enjoy the show, because today we have a special interview with the great themurkyone! clap Let's give him a round of applause! clap-clap-clap

themurkyone: (no where to be seen)

Newtob: Oh, What's this? I think murrie-boo seems a little shy! Let's give him another round of applause! clap-clap-clap-clap

themurkyone: (Still no where to be seen)

Newtob: da**it ! GO FIND MURKY AND TELL HIM TO GET HIS SILLY BUM ON STAGE!

Ambie2209: (The bouncer) I'm on it! (5 minutes later, ambie drags murky by his feet onto stage)

Themurkyone: (He's in a big, frilly purple dress and a island girl wig) NOOOO!

Newtob: ... I'm speechless ladies and gentlemen... murky...the Great murky one is wearing a dress!!! (KYAA!)I knew that XsuguraX had a habbit of putting on manskirts, but this is new...

Themurkyone: Well it's NOT my fault that there were FANGIRLS huddled around the dressing room! I was getting ready when they hit! It all happened so fast! I SWEAR!

Newtob: Likely story...now let's get to the interview...

Themurkyone: ...sure...whatever... but can I at least get out of the dress?

Newtob: No...

Themurkyone: WHY?

Newtob: Cuz' I said so...

Themurkyone: Well see if I cooperate now...

Newtob: If you want to get out alive...

Themurkyone: What do you mean by that?

Newtob: I don't think those fangirls left... I COULD call them on stage you know... And since you're not wearing your pants...

Themurkyone: ...crap... (pouty face-crosses his arms)

Newtob: Right... Now like I said earlier... on with the interview...First question... how do you spell you name?

Themurkyone: What kind of question is that?

Newtob: (brings out notepad) Well, it seems that was a requested question from a miss... plushie_girl_21

Themurkyone: ...Well, that's odd...and dumb...

Newtob: I know...don't answer it click (A big THEMURKYONE shows up on overhead on a Giant TV screen)

Themurkyone: Wow... spiffy...

Newto: I know...I hope angeltears dosent mind that I sold all her furniture to buy the screen....

Themurkyone: ......

Newtob:Next question!! Is Cute Hamtaro really cute?

Themurkyone: Who is she?

Newtob:I know you know her murky, so stop trying to change the subject! Is she really cute or shes just a poser?

Themurkyone: What does this has to do with anything?!

Newtob:Answer the question!

Themurkyone: Maybe...I dont know...

Newtob:allright, just wanted to know your opioun...Next question! What is it with you and matrix versians of your fav animes? your profile is filled with posters like matrix Bleach or Matris naruto...

Themurkyone: I like them...

Newtob:Can you please tell us about the secret powerful speed glitch?

Themurkyone:Sure, just press enter and type 34115...

Xsugurax and Saskue_Ninja: (both stand up in the crowd) Murky, how could you do this, you traiter!!

Themurkyone: ohh crap hey guys sorry I was kidding...

Xsugurax and Saskue_Ninja: (both take out poisen darts) Im afraid its time for you to leave...perminatly...

Newtob: Guys, if you want to kill him, wait till after the show...

Xsugurax and Saskue_Ninja: okay (both sit down and glare at Themurkyone)

Themurkyone: Gulp!

Newtob: Oh! Right! Next Question: What's with the green code?

Themurkyone: (shrugs) I dunno...I like it...

Newtob: ...you...don't know? THEN WHY DO YOU USE IT SO MUCH?ARE YOU A OPERATOR??! IS THE MATRIX REAL?!?!?

Themurkyone: (Wow... pushie) Cuz' I can... I guess...and noo...the matrix isnt real...I just like the movies...

Newtob: ...right... Can I run a list with the number 3?

The murkyone: Huh?

Newtob: Well, we want to know what you have 3 of...like the number of matrix movies... And we'd be confused if you ran them off... so I will...3 matrix movies?

Themurkyone: Yes...

Newtob: 3 Naruto dvds?

Themurkyone: Yes... (And I love every one of them! )

Newtob: 3 fangirls?

Themurkyone: No... as much as I DON'T want to say, I have ...thousands... (sweat-drops)

Newtob: (reads notepad and laughs)...3 IQ points?

Themurkyone: WHAT WAS THAT!?!? I OBJECT TO THAT QUESTION!!

Newtob: Well you better answer it... it's a request question...

Themurkyone: By who! (glares in the crowd)

Newtob: (flips through notepad) By a Mister ... DarkGate_Assassin.

Themurkyone: ...Him... DARKGATE!! PREPARE TO DIE! (Finds DarkGate_Assassin in the audience and bonks him on the head)

DarkGate_Assassin: KYAAA! It's was just a JOKE! A JOKE! (runs in circles)

Themurkyone: (Picks up his chair) They're only jokes if they're FUNNY!

Newtob: ... I thought it was funny...

Themurkyone: THEN YOU'LL DIE TOO!! (throws the chair at Newtob)

Newtob: AAAAHH!

Themurkyone: ROAR

Newtob: Well, that's all for this interview folks! I'll see you all later!
(ducks under chair while murky throws items at darkgate...)
I hope angeltears doesnt get mad about the furiture...