Mithos: Okay, if we're going to make this work, we're going to need some kind of belief to base our new religion on
Kratos: How about a pie-based religion? Everybody likes pie
Yuan: I don't like pie
*Kratos throws a pie at Yuan's face*
Kratos: NEVER INSULT THE ALMIGHTY PIE!!! FOR ITS ETERNAL ANGER WILL BRING DOWN A HAMMER OF FRUIT-FILLED VENGANCE UPON YOUR PATHETIC, BLASPHEMOUS SOUL!!!!!
Yuan: All right, all right! I vote for a pie based religion *cleans pie off face*
Kratos: Woohoo!
Mithos: I'll vote for it too, but only if you never do that again
Kratos: Okay
And so, the Church of the Almighty Pie was established... And 4000 years later, while the Chosen's group went on their quest of world regeneration...
Lloyd: The Church of the Almighty Pie? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard-
*Kratos throws a pie at Lloyd*
Kratos: NEVER INSULT THE ALMIGHTY PIE!!! FOR ITS ETERNAL ANGER WILL BRING DOWN A HAMMER OF FRUIT-FILLED VENGANCE UPON YOUR PATHETIC, BLASPHEMOUS SOUL!!!!!
*Mithos appears*
Mithos: Dammit, Kratos! I told you never to do that again! *Kills Kratos*
Lloyd: Who the hell are you?
Mithos: Oh, crap! You weren't supposed to see me yet *Knocks everyone out and disappears*
*Several hours later, everyone wakes up*
Lloyd: What happened?
Genis: I don't know... I don't remember a thing... hey, what happened to Kratos?
*The group ressurects Kratos and continues on*
Lloyd: Almighty Pie, that's the dumbest thing-
*Kratos throws a pie at Lloyd*
Mithos: @!&$!
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