I live in a hippo, named Bob, who wears a top hat and smells like cheese. Inside him,I have many tea parties and sexy parties, with male strippers.One day, these strippers came to me and said." Spankings are nice? We like spankiing each other twice."I shrugged." I'LL GIVE THE PERSON WHO CAN SPANKING TO WHOEVER CAN PUT THEIR WHOLE FOOT INTO THEIR MOUTH!" I grinned and got a vacuum. Meanwhile, bob was smelling coconuts and pouncing kittens, singing spice girls songs.I closed my eyes and vacuumed harder." It's so hard!"The strippers hopped over to me,still with their feet in their mouths.They were frighten.Michael Jackson was moonwalking towards them."Come here my lovely people.I have Jesus Juice."Bob got a stomach ache from all the moonwalking.He spat Michael out and then danced around in circles.I laughed and grab a top hat. I find some walnuts and shoves them into one of the stripper's g-strings."I thought you needed some more nuts."Suddenly Michael Jackson appears once again and hands everyone a top hat and a white glove."Lets all pretend that we are white, even though we were borned black."He grinned and started doing the can can in a french show girl's costume. We all joined in. Meanwhile, Bob was watching soap operas and planting potatoes with Jimmy, the spider, and his boyfriend,Jerry.Then we all die because a huge moose fell ontop of bob
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