[Written by:ALYSSA & JUSTINEY!!!]
[Alyssa starts:] lol it musta been my spider sence that was tingling!!! Telling me to get on the computer to talk to JUSTINIAN! Me and my big brother are making are own video game. It's gonna be OFF THE HOOK!!! Ok....remind me to never ever ever say that again... heehee
[Justine starts:] Ohh! my brother Tried top Make a video Game for us! He Got the Text and a Black figure of their Body's.. NOO!!!! *forces self to Slice alyssa with A katana* NOO!!!!! ZOMG WHAT DID I JUST DO?!?!?
Justine...I...am...your....MOTHER!!! *dies* *now Justine is placed upon a cure of hidious and fiendish cruletys to everyone she loves* MWHAHAHA *ahem*
Nooo!!!! ahhhh! *Breaks down* crying NOW WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?AHHHH!!! Oh ok.. Justine! GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF! *slaps Self* Ok then i'll Just Have to Go to the "living goddess?" Ok here it goes.. *walks down Street*.. *rings some old House' Doorbell* An old Lady Opens the door. Oh hello Deary.. Would you like a cup of tea? But its 11:13 AT NIGHT! Oh its ok Deary... AHHH!!!! *RUNS BACK TO HOUSE REALLY REALLY FAST* *stares at alyssa's Dead Body* What now?!?!? *Drags body to The Crazy Cat lady's house* Ok then.. Bye alyssa!
*As you walk back to your house, you see two witnesses staring at you with their mouths dropped* Uh oh....they've seen you kill me whaddaya gonna do now???? They'll tell the police how you chopped me into little bits and dragged my mangled body to the Crazy Cat Lady's house and threw my lifeless body in her bushes(lol). Their walking away mightly fast... The police will come and lock you away forever! And they will sentence you to death for the death of your BESTEST BUDDY! What....are...you...gonna...do....?
i'm gonna Squeeze your Blood all over Lauren! and Say she did it!!
"Nope," says the echoing voice of Alyssa's spirit. "The people saw you KILL me..." "They SAW you blitterate me with your sword." "They SAW it go through my heart." "They KNOW, YOU....KILLED.....ME!!!" "They will know you blamed it on someone else..." "THERE WAS WITNESSES!"
*takes out Second katana* MUHAHAHA! *traps two Witnesses* *slices them to bits* No witnesses!! HO CRAP! I'm IN WALMART!!!!*looks at all of the Camera's , and slices them to bits* Then i see all of the People Staring.. *Slices Other witnesses to Bits* More People! Damn i Can't Get out of this hole now..*starts to Jab everyone it the Heart, that Crosses meh* fun fun!
lol *You turn and see a mother with her young boy* The little boy says to his mom, "Are we going to die mama?" Alyssa's voice rings out to you. "Are you going to kill this innocent child? Who won't get to grow older and get married and have his own children?" "Look at the terror stricken faces of these people." "Picture my face when you killed me...that was also, my face..." "Now your gonna have to live with this for the rest of your life..." "Your a criminal, a maniac, a murderer..." "My your soul burn way down below." "Whaddaya gonna do????" (lol I'm so dramatic when it comes to these things)
(I Really don't know what to Say when these things come up) Guh bluh? FLUH GLUH BULH GIHNLKGRHOPNIGROJKRGIJ! Ok Back to the RP-ing *thinks * I would Have to Live with this The Rest of my Life... but! Wait.. Theirs no butt's * le sigh* "I'll Let you live young boy" "thank you Crazy Cerial killer Lady" " YOU LITTLE-" *slices boy* HO s**t! Dammit, i've done it again... *looks for alyssa's Dead body* "alyssa, i found you.. i need to tell you somthing" (alyssa) "what justine?" "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!" "Oh yea! you missed when you tried to slice me!" "god damnit!" Stupid left hand.... Memeber that From paddle ball?
*hark hark* You killed everyone in this town except me and the crazy CAT LADY!!! You sliced my little brother who I disgused to look like me.... You could never kill me you pathetic FOOL! (lol) I am the master of stealth and the blade... You indeed are crazy, maybe you need to sit down and eat some cookies and milk(LOL!!! Totally random...) *jumps out through the roof by breaking it* CATCH MEH IF YOU CAN AND WOULD....
OH i'm gonna CATCH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn.. After 8 hours of running i though she would Get tired! *collapses onto Floor* Al-*pant*alyssah! Wa-*pants*WAIT FOR MEH! *Throws katana at the Real alyssa* OH NOE!!!!!!!!!!!!! * The katana lands right in the Spine* (alyssa)- " JUSTINE YOU BISH!" AHHH!!!!!! *starts running again!*
*Rips sword out of spine* I'm coming after YOU!!!!! *Wisps out NINJA STARS and starts throwing them at you* Heehee your entering a world of deep PAIN!!! *runs after you like a mad wilderbeast in the Friday's heat* *chucks the ninja stars at you* (Justine) OUCH, MY BUTT!!!!! *justine runs as fast as she can* FEEL THE BURN!!!! *Powers up katana* (uh oh what are you gonna do no???)
Yeshhh i knew this Day was gonna come! *Whiiips out Fire Balls* *starts to Chuck them Behind myself* One hits alyssa.. " GOD DAMMIT JUSTINE!!!!" *alyssa starts running Faster* HOLY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHH!!! *Starts to Run EVEN faster!* *Manages to Dive into a bush* *watches alyssa Still running* She'll Never know!
*crackles* *You see her whip around with a HUMUNGO blue fire ball zooming out from the Katana* BURN BEBEH BURN!!! *As you gape in the gaze of the fireball, you get hit by it a get blasted a mile away* *Alyssa's runs to see your smoldering body excitedly* (You groggily wake up and you see Alyssa charging happily full speed ahead towards you!!!) The ground shakes like a herd of Buffalo.. Uh oh here comes ALYSSA!!! With two katanas powering up in hand!!! RUN!!!
Its all good.. * justine Take's out Two Wrapped up Umbrella looking things* -whips em out- MUHAHAHA!!!! -They Turn into Sephiroth swords- YOU BETTER START RUNNING ALYSSA! (alyssa) WHAT THE- AHH!!!!! *Starts to poke alyssa in the Back with them* -i stop running after alyssa- * i run to Magnolia* Yeshh.. 1. alyssa will Never find me Here! 2. They always Have movies! 3. i Need a New ipod skin anyway! ok Well i'm done Here.. *walks out with Five HUMANGOUSE shopping Bags* *turns around* WHAT THE HELL?!?! OH NOE! ALYSSA! -alyssa come Charging.. WITH 8 CATS!- NOOOO!!!
*hark hark* fear my KITTY CAT CROSSBOW!!! *sticks a kitty on the crossbow and fires it at you* The cat whirls to your face, which it clung onto and tore into you skin!! OH MY!! *takes out Katanas and cuts your bags; the contents spill all over the floor* (At least it wasn't your hands...) Oh darn I missed! (Justine) @#$% ALYSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I worked so hard to steal those!!! *You stomp up to me and poke me on my bossum(lol, just had to use that word)* What are you gonna say now????!!!
YOU LITTLE-!!!!!!!! *whips out Sephiroth swords* MUHAHAH! *slices alyssa's Head off* WHAT THE HELLIONI?!?!?! ... I Have seemed to cut this Scarecrows Head off stare Umm Ermm What now?! *Puts Speedy sonic shoes on So She Can run Faster* ALYYSSAAA!!!!! I HAVE TO POKE YOUR BUSSOM AND TELL YOU SOMMTHHIINGGGG!!!!! finally i found you! *pokes her bussom* Ok now listen to me Hun! *Thumps alyssa's top Ear* (it hurts alot!) (alyssa) OUCH! What was that for? " it was for this!" *alyssa Watches Me run away with all of Her Weapons* Whats alyssa going to do Next? I DON'T KNOW! Because justine Has the only Pair of Super Speed sonic Shoes!
"Tch yea right," Alyssa mutters. I HAVE ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS!!!!! *teleports* *You see Alyssa standing right in front of you with an angry glare* (Justine) Uhhhhhhhhh oh..... *Powers up mega fist a punches you right in the face* She has knocked your SOCKS OFF!!!(your shoes too!) All your weapon's and Alyssa's fall off of you as you zoom and hit the wall, leaving a huge in it. Heh heh *picks up all weapons and equips them to self and puts on the Super Speed sonic Shoes!!* "Give up Justine...you can't beat me...You've met your match...how 'bout we stop fighting a forget the whole thing and go to Hawii or something??" Alyssa said with a laugh. What do you reply to her?
OMGOMGOMG!! i'm laughing so Hard its not even funny! i'm gonna go show My dad what we Wrote... Muahahahaha! You should show your brother or somthing I WANTED TO GO TO HAWAII ALL ALONG! *skips with alyssa to hawaii*
(LOL, ok!!) *As we skip into the sunset* "Aw shucks Justiney! You could'a told me that before!"
A_Departed_Memory · Tue Nov 21, 2006 @ 08:58am · 3 Comments |