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All me.
It may be gross, but you will laugh!
My boy and I made all these and if you have more to add please do!

When you're running through the mall,
And you just release it all,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're sitting at the light,
And you know it's not worth the fight,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're going for a jog,
And it's not a solid log,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're on the trapaline,
And it come out from between,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're riding on the train,
And you know its going to stain,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're having a**l sex,
And you know whats coming next,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

All the people pray,
That it won't last all day,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're standing in the shower,
And its taking like an hour,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're eating lots of cheese,
And your butthole starts to sneeze,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're sitting in the car,
And the toilets just to far,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're in the garden,
And you know it won;t harden,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're sitting in the water,
And it suddenly gets hotter,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're sitting there fappin',
And something just happened,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When she's moaning baby faster,
It comes out like a blaster,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're out on the town,
And it comes out like coffee grounds,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're hangin' from a noose,
Amnd it comes out kinda loose,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're eating lots of steak,
And you can feel your bouls break,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're on Santa's lap,
And you gotta take a crap,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're butthole starts to burn,
You know its your turn,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your friend tells you a goodin',
And it comes out like puddin;,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your watchin' Al Bundy,
And its meltin' in your undies,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.







User Comments: [5] [add]
Mr. Davy
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commentCommented on: Mon Dec 04, 2006 @ 04:56am
WE forgot a FEW!

When you dive in the pool,
and you feel that a**l drool,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're climbing up the lader.
and you hear the splatter,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're up in a tree,
and you feel your butthole pee,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
xd


commentCommented on: Mon Dec 04, 2006 @ 07:56pm
When your stomach starts to churn,
You know it's gonna burn,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

You know it's gonna hurt,
Especially if there's a squirt,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you know you gotta poop,
But you think it's probably soup,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you have to clinch,
It's not that loaf to pinch,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you wonder about that corn,
Because now your butthole's torn,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.



FOE Brett
Community Member
RejektAndroidZombie
Community Member
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commentCommented on: Tue Dec 19, 2006 @ 01:00am
mad D

OMG!

rofl

heart


commentCommented on: Sun Dec 31, 2006 @ 04:07am
lmfao!

gross, but hilarious.

deff worth reading!



LiL MiSS PENNSYLVANiA
Community Member
[Abby Normal]
Community Member
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commentCommented on: Fri Apr 06, 2007 @ 07:34am
These are the ones that got me laughing:

When you're standing in the shower,
And its taking like an hour,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're eating lots of cheese,
And your butthole starts to sneeze,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're sitting in the car,
And the toilets just to far,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're sitting in the water,
And it suddenly gets hotter,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your friend tells you a goodin',
And it comes out like puddin;,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your watchin' Al Bundy,
And its meltin' in your undies,
Diarrhea, diarrhea

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there is also When you're hangin in a pool & your butt starts to drool... When you're trying to take a nap but you accidently crap...

darn i used to know a lot of them ... but i cant think of them all right now.. hmm... yea k bye ^_^


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