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"Ten reasons why gay marriage is "wrong"...

1. Homosexuality is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their dogs because they can legally sign the marriage documents.

4. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we, as a society, expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. "
-some Gaian whose name I've forgotten

MORE QUIZZES!

1.name?
Mizuhana Motoko...uhh....the third!
2.are you a girl or a boy?
Let me check. x_x
3.how old are you?
It keeps changing!
4.are you a lefty or a righty?
Partially ambidexterous, but mostly righty.
5.do you smoke?
--coughwheezehack-- EEW.
6.how tall are you?
Not.
7.where you live?
Over there!
8.coffe or tea?
Neither.
9.are you in LOVE with startbucks?
Starzawhooza?
10.what grade you in?
I'm a grade A chicken egg.
11.what is your hair color?
Brown-ish
12.eye color?
Gray-ish blue
13.if you were a donut what kind would you be?
A disgusting new flavour that lasts for ten minutes
14.how many pets do you have?
One
15.what are all your pets names?
Harifficus Kyo Sparrow Alphonse Hatakeka Lee Shikamaru Piros Vash Largo Ritsuka Demyx III
16.do you go to church?
See answer to five. xDDDD
17.do you go on IMVU
Immediate MultiVitamin Union? >:3
18.do you love the song the blakc prade
No, because when I read that CD case I thought it said "The Black People". I find that racist!
19.can you typ fast?
Very fast. And without looking!
20.are you glad this test is over?
I'm the juggernaut! ;3

1. What is your occupation?
Student

2. What color are your socks right now?
Black

3. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing

4. What was the last thing that you ate?
Half a donut

5. Can you drive a stick shift?
That gave me dirty thoughts. Dx

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Tangerine Orange

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
My dad

8. Do you like books?
Yup!

9. How old are you today?
One day younger than I will be tomorrow

10. Favorite drink:
Mountain Dew Code Red, Lime Pepsi, Hot Chocolate, Milk

11. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Ping Pong/ Bad Minton

12. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Hilights? Maybe dying it tomorrow.

14. Pets?
HARRY! >w<

15. Favorite food:
Japanese food, chocolate food, instant food, all foods that rhyme with "Bamen Koodles"

16. What was the last movie you watched?
Well, it was RENT, only play-form

17. Favorite day of the year?
Either Halloween of my birthday

18. What do you do to prevent anger?
Eat spicy foods [I think I've taken this quiz before...o.o]

19. What was your favorite toy as a child?
TYs, teddy bear

20. What is your favorite fall or spring?
Fall

21. Hugs or kisses?
HUGS!

22. Cherries or Blueberry?
Cherries. I'm out to get blueberries. D:<

23. Do you take 'no' for an answer?
NO. DO YOU?

24. Are you clean or dirty?
Clean! With dirty thoughts every now and then...

25. Do you like surprizes?
YES. SURPRISE!

26. When is your birthday?
December 31st

27. When was the last time you cried?
Watching the play RENT

28. What is on the floor of your closet?
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. Mostly cosplays

29. Are you single?
IS YOUR MOM SINGLE?

30. What did you do last night?
...
.....
...what did I do last night....?

31. Favorite smells?
Pine, coffee, cooking, popcorn, clean, wing, water, snow, chocolate, vanilla, fresh, me

32. What inspires you?
Everything, especially nighttime

33. What are you afraid of?
Me? Afraid? P'shaw

34. Plain, cheesy, or spicy hamburgers?
Neither. D;

35. Favorite dog breed?
Cocker Spaniel. I love their fluffy ears!
AND THAT NAME
[And Cain Spaniels, for the FMA refrence]

36. Number of keys on your key ring?
Uno, plus duo keychains

37. Do you have a job? If so, how many years at your current job?
Several hundred thousand years of OWNING YOUR BUTT! D:<

38. Favorite day of the week?
Friday

39. How many states have you lived in?
--holds up pinky finger--

40. Favorite holiday?
Halloween+New Year's

42. Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery?
Ridden a Motor, never piloted one

43. Who's your favorite NFL team?
That one. You know.

44. Do you have a house phone that is NOT cordless?
Yesh.

45. 10 inches of snow or 100 degree weather?
10 inches of snow

46. If you could have any occupation in the world, what would it be?
Manga-ka/DEVELOPING THE NEXT FINAL FANTASY GAME <3333333

47. Are you a boy?
--checks--

48. Are you a girl?
Based on my last results, by process of elimination...

49. What is your name?
Motoko

50. Who do you like?
YOU. <3

51. What time do you go to bed?
Usually? Around 10 ish

52. What are your hobbies?
YOUR MOM, art, technology, problem solving, animals, music, cooking, literature, anime/manga, language/academics

53. Lemons or limes?
Lemons

54. What is your favorite song?
Dragostea din Tei, No Boy No Cry, Eternity, The Hell Song, Nemo, Infection

55. Whats your name?
Hey, what's YOUR name?

56. Do you have a favorite emoticon?
Maaaaaybe. <3

57. What is your favorite emoticon?
mrgreen

58. What is you favorite number?
56

59. Count down from your favorite number...
56 is all that matters. Nubmers leading up to it SUCK.

60. Q or J?
Q!! AS IN THE AVENUE. <3

61. Leaves or snow?
Leaves

62. Have you ever climbed a mountain?
No...unless you count your mom. ;D

63. Do you or did you like pokemon?
FOREVER.

64. Do you wear glasses?
To read

65. Do you like vanilla?
Yup

66. Do you have an Ipod?
I-whoza whatsit?

67. How many brothers and sisters do you have?
3

68. Are your parents together and happy?
Tch. Yeah, right. What is this, the 1950s?

69. In or out?
Out!

70. White or black?
RACIST!

71. Do you collect anything?
Socks, hats, TYs, plushies...

72. Do you like me?
LOTS. <3

73. Is this getting too long?
--shrug-- It's only, like, midnight.

74. Do you know your ABCs?
Next time, please sing with me! Please! gonk

75. If you do, start from A and go all the way to Z in different posts...
A-Z [/differentposts]

76. Are you glad this is almost done?
It's almost done?!

77. Do you like anime?
For several years

78. Which are better, boys or girls?
To me, sexually? Is this another preference question? >>

79. Put the letters of your username in into different posts...
E

80. How much gold do you have?
YOUR FACE.

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